Hercule Pyro

@herculepyro.bsky.social

The horrors persist.

I don't understand the revisionism about the Prequel Trilogy. It's pretty bad now, and they were shite when they came out. That the Sequels are also hot garbage of varying flavours doesn't magically make the Prequels anything approaching "good".

The concept of the American right getting horny for a gender swap of an evil character created by a Scottish woman who famously hates real life gender swapping makes me want to just stare at the horizon until the heat death of the universe.

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"