B. Clay Moore

@bclaymoore.bsky.social

Kansas City based PROFESSIONAL WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS. He/Him Can you imagine anything sillier? Pop culture obsessive, sports guy (sorry), fan of kitsch, tiki, and intellectual wankery. https://bclaymoore.substack.com/

Carmen, my elderly Puerto Rican neighbor, is in the hospital again, so I'm checking in on her cat, Solé. Every time I come back, she's managed to knock her automatic water dispensing bowl somewhere else across the kitchen, even after I turned on QVC to keep her company. Ungrateful feline.

Solé likes me when I'm the only one feeding her.However, she hates her water bowl enough to decapitate it and knock it across the kitchen...

Saved the girl working at the liquor store by getting her away from some dude with a Suzuki GSX explaining lunar phases to her (incorrectly), and then decided to take a picture of the moon (in case no one else on the planet got one). The simple "enhance" filter turned it into a wicked shot.

How high the moon?Android filter created a late 60s psych rock album coverThe moon!

People now seem to think the New York Times is conservative, which it isn't. But that's the natural consequence of being so devoted to a style guide that obsesses over journalistic objectivity, and letting Right-leaning moderates round off the sharper edges in editorials.

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I spent a few minutes following two raccoons through the parking lot at around 3:30 am. One of them twice emerged from between cars to stop and look at me, wondering what my problem was. Derailed my work night completely.

SCOTUS told Trump he could go ahead with his mail-in voting suppression, as they won't be able to determine if it's really going to harm the states it targets until the harm is actually done? An unqualified, politically biased, morally bankrupt SCOTUS could be the final nail in Democracy's coffin.

I know when Danny DeVito dies, the Oscar tribute will probably show a clip of him from Throw Momma From the Train and then maybe a shot from Cuckoo's Nest of him smiling, but what they should show is him crawling out of the couch naked and oiled up from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Genius.

I'll still focus on my newsletter, but my comics YouTube channel may slide for a while. I started posting edited videos of old baseball games on a new channel as a diversion, and in two months, the numbers are insane compared to my eight year-old writing channel. I get it, universe.

The Comic Book Writer! Heartfelt advice! Over eight years old!The Glory of the Games! Baseball videos casually produced for fun! Almost three months old!

My god. How is it possible that every woman associated with MAGA looks like something from a 70s sci-fi horror film? Did this woman go to the MAGA stylist and ask for the "Sex Doll"? Terrifying.

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For some reason I decided to stream HALL PASS tonight. I'm not sure I've ever watched a more unintentionally offensive movie. It's so fucking awful. You could take the cast and make 1,000 better movies without trying.

Christina Applegate fucks a young baseball player who prematurely ejaculates and then calls her old.