Ah, hello prince. This is a nice day for rolling, isn't it? We got the idea for rolling up some things. Well, for you to do it. Maybe some fluffy things. Fluffy things with points in their mouths. They make a noise, aw aw? I don't know how it goes. Get a lot of them. Anyway goodbye, I don't love you
モンエナカメ太@kourinkameta.bsky.social · yesterdayこれはつくばにあるトロイの柴犬。この中に隠れていた犬達によってつくばの土地が制圧されつくばわんわんランドが建立されたのは有名な逸話ですね。(オデュッセイア視聴の意)
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
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A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
SNL UK does benefit from being “actually funny” and “having good writers”, but there’s a lot that being able to say “fuck” adds to the show too youtu.be/xuIce3T1Lfc?...
An Invisible Friend | SNL UK
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on a similar note, this is far more important than a 'joe rogan of the left' for actually improving society
a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore@steamedhamms.bsky.social · 2d agowe need an army on lifestyle influencers who say stuff like “hey chat you gotta turn your phone off at the cinema, say thank you to waiting staff, take your glasses back to the bar too if poss“
Started Pokemon Heart & Soul, the GBA remake/demake of Gold & Silver/HGSS. It’s really neat! I’m excited to see the changes to the leaders.
Epic making Sora pick up an assault rifle
Alex Donaldson@apzonerunner.com · 4d agoI dunno if this comes across as prudish but seeing Sora with a fuckin gun in Fortnite just makes me pine for the days when companies were more obsessive about brand safety & messaging. That character with a gun feels wrong; like it should only exist in a fan mod, not an official product.
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
The bayou band and Meowstro have both pulled out of the remaining dates on Ed Sheeran’s US tour.
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3w agoFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The Tubs’ new album fucking rules, man. Love the continued trend of songs about how much London (apparently) sucks youtu.be/RpgyTiesOK8?...
Heaven or London
YouTube video by The Tubs - Topic
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Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
Ed’s right, people don’t go to his shows expecting to hear politics. Frankly I’d be shocked to hear him say his own name correctly
unfortunately the people who own (or owned) the major video game websites are, across the board, fucking stupid www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn0J...
YOU OWN THIS WEBSITE, DUMBASS! THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE!
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Something about VR hardware just makes a super high price make sense. Oh, yeah, of course that's nearly a grand.