Manager: how do you stay organized? what systems do you use? Me:
Making my husband explain superconductor news to me in simpler and simpler terms until he finally tells me that we entered a new era on our civ tech tree.
left my phone's sound on for the first time since I bought it. these apps won't shut up! did you guys know zoom has a whole ass jingle?
How your job wants you to use this tool: stop booking expensive meetings unless they are vital How I would use this tool: reverse engineer what everyone's salary is
So glad the sfpd is out there protecting our children by…arresting our children.
“Full many a gem of purest ray serene The dark unfathom'd caves of ocean bear: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, And waste its sweetness on the desert air.” (Me, checking my bluesky notifications)
Release your trade. Release your stress. Release your Duolingo streak.
(Sorry for spamposting. Bluesky kept telling me it didn’t post!)
Most CEOs would wait for regulators to enforce a daily limit to their toxic product. I applaud him for proactively self-regulating.
Debate moderator: You said the vaccines were dangerous! RFKjr: I said they were *interesting*
Mariya Alexander@mariyaalexander.bsky.social · 3y agoTelling my grandkids that this was RFK Jr
Idk where this women have tummy aches cultural moment came from. Like. Yes, I have tummy aches all the time but
Got a Tern two weeks ago. I’m officially bikepilled and making it 70% of my personality.
I don’t have to sit here and let an ITALIAN lecture ME about America’s lax moral values! (Walking out of Madama Butterfly)
The internet is going to continue to get much worse
they should invent a way out that is not through
Started playing an album in the car. Several songs in husband asks: “Is this the color purple? Fade to purple? Purple dogs? Dog sounds?” It was pet sounds.
Train conductor on the way to Ottawa bumped into someone and said “very sore-ry” in a nice loud clear voice and I’m pretty sure it’s part of the official tour package.
If someone is using speakerphone in public you are allowed to join the conversation and give your advice.