there will come soft maeves
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they/she・not your girl・🌙🌙・the touch of everything blushes me・放了那個作品・being undone and redoing・front left speaker・backwater of the “unreal”・yes, salt・warding-off-magic・the city is empty until you find it・cunt-forward・nec spe nec metu・anyway, it’s very early
I want a partner mainly so someone else can make cold brew and i can open the fridge and be like “omg babe you made cold brew” and i can reward them with sex like thats all that i ask
This Thursday, 7:30pm Central Time: I'm told "Ghosts" will be the first piece of the night! Gender Fucked is offering livestreaming on their YouTube if you want to tune in! (I'd encourage you to still buy a ticket to support them even if the livestream is public on their YouTube)
Big Dyke Energy@azurebitch.bsky.social · 2mo agoLast year a trans playwright reached out and asked about doing a short 10-minute stage adaptation of my story "Ghosts" for a trans playwright festival in Chicago Turns out it'll be happening this August! www.genderfucked.org/trans-scribe...
I don't know who needs to hear this, but did you know the word "Chicago" is cognate to the word "skunk" via Proto-Algonquian *sekakwa (literally: "piss fox")
So police get infinite overtime to stand around on empty beaches and librarians get 0 overtime to help clear a backlog of 100,000 books that are on hold
Block Club Chicago@blockclubchi.bsky.social · 5h agoThousands of books are piling up in Chicago libraries due to staffing shortage. blockclubchi.co/3TFy5Kj
happy new note being played in the 639-year-long performance of Organ²/ASLSP day to all who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow...
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there will come soft maeves@maeveynot.online · 4h agotoday is august 5, 2026, today is august 5, 2026, today is…
sorry I can’t tonight, I’m crawling into the soft hollow of a fig and laying all my eggs and dying
this is the transfem version of the frog and the scorpion
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> You always see the problems where I try to see the possibilities 😉
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one day i’m going to rank all my oomfies by what percentage of touching grass posts they’ve liked and the first one down the list i haven’t kissed yet will win a prize
chris: robert redford just makes everyone else in a movie seem so… me: “you are like a little baby, watch this”? chris: yes exactly
i think if you run anything that takes tickets on a system that provides qr codes there should be a little box you have to check for “we will be looking up your name on a list, take your id instead” that makes it not show the qr codes
anyway. i met a really amazing human today and really clarified for me that what they do (vocal coach) is so much more about being a whole complicated person ready to jump into the really deep questions than it is about, like, technique
at the after-screening q&a (_the transexual menace_ at goethe-institute) i wanted to ask the historian something about what can this snapshot of the past can tell us about the current moment (people like me reclaiming older words, medical care under attack, etc) and then i realized
a tough-girl shell for someone too insecure to imagine the death of the author. or, in early-21c parlance: put the pussy in a sarcophagus
okay i looked and i almost feel bad for laughing, that woman needs help
there will come soft maeves@maeveynot.online · 19h ago(idk if it’s the same one that threatened the same to me but it’d be really funny if it was)
i think if someone calls themself an ally you should act very confused for a moment as if you’ve never heard the concept before and then, very brightly, say “oh! like france!”
The Loch Ness Monster@nessiopeia.space · 2d agoI don’t know who needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need trans allies. No trans ally has ever done anything of worth for the transsexual
i can’t believe the group chat name limit for signal is only 32 characters. really cramping my ability to use terrible puns to organize meeting up with these two
One week left in the reverse sale to bring home Monroe Owsley photos for his birthday (8/11)! Grab the bundle for $6 USD and get a biography, a 1920s m/m romance, and a 1930s f/f paranormal romance. $100 CAD to hit the last goal! Thank you so much for helping! itch.io/s/195300/bri...
Chicago needs 15 million new cops to fund 15 million new NASCAR races. We're turning Lake Michigan into the first fully aquatic data center. Every kindergarten will be equipped with ToddlerSpotter. It's not ShotSpotter! It's better—SWAT will be alerted every time naptime needs to be enforced
what i wouldn’t give for the ability to put something out of my mind