Esme

@raccoon.pizza

/ˈɛz.mi/ (She/Fae) Slightly radioactive nerd girl with the proportional size and junk food eating abilities of a raccoon. My art: #iDrewThis My Star Trek fan comic: https://RideByNight.com/ Avatar by the inimitable @monsterologist.bsky.social

Get out of my head, Edgar Allen Poe. Once i spied a man from Brussels, Six feet tall and full of muscles. "Sir," i cried, "can you speak my way?" He just smiled and handed me Old Bay.

i miss mythbusters. it would be nice to have a pop culture phenomenon about curiosity and critical thinking with broad cross-cultural appeal back in the zeitgeist again.

i kept having a very specific memory fragment pop into my head yesterday: it's a tuesday afternoon in late summer. i'm in 2nd, maybe 3rd grade, in a field next to a church while my mom's instead using the genealogy library. i'm sitting on the grass, under a tree as light /

not me obsessively refreshing my finish it rss feed as if i won't be getting multiple notifications as soon as it goes online

i imagine the first computer program to become sentient is going to be an excel spreadsheet and it's going to be really upset when it realizes it's written in vbscript and can't change core parts of its code