Patrick Pipino
@pp8010.bsky.social
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
Rejoice rubes, for the hour of everlasting wealth is at hand...
Aside from the blatant illegality here, you’ll get this right after your tariff dividend, your freedom dividend, Trump’s health care plan, and your $2 gas
Crazy day for “Imagine if Obama had” comparisons.
If Barack Obama had done this, every Sunday show would have talked about nothing else.
An Amazon cargo plane kills people at Miami International Airport and Democratic gubernatorial candidate Dr. Amy Acton is attacked, but Trump is much more concerned about changing "New Mexico" to "New America." Just another day in whatever this country may be called in a few weeks.
Just glad we didn't elect a woman president so we didn't get trivial nonsense about what color her hair is today or how much make up she's using.
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live: New Order Bruce Springsteen Alice Cooper Van Halen Mary Chapin Carpenter Howard Jones Rick Springfield Belly Squeeze Huey Lewis & The News
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live: New Order Depeche Mode Rolling Stones Pulp David Gilmour Beastie Boys Garbage Blondie Charli xcx Johnny Marr
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
A much-needed break from anything serious. 🥰
Can't believe these Ivory Tower academics left merely because the American government decided it should arbitrarily revoke research funding and visas, dictate what scholars publish & teach, and send students & assistants to concentration camps.
More brain drain: “Twenty-one universities in Canada announced on Thursday the hiring of dozens of researchers to join their top academic ranks, poaching the majority of the recruits from the United States. Of the incoming 64 researchers, 48 will leave American campuses…”
Downgrade a movie "Star Police Action"
Downgrade a movie Like, Actually There Will Be Bruising No Country for Middle Aged Men Guess Who's Coming to Lunch T. the Terrestrial Handshake of the Spider Woman Critically Ill Poets Society A Few OK Men The Partial Monty Bending Tiger, Semi-visible Dragon The Coyote of Wall Street
Canada has responded to Donald Trump's escalating trade war by having a leader who is not a dumbass.
I'm with Carney. Elbows up.
Talks between the U.S. and Canada failed late Friday to prevent new tariffs on Canadian goods, prompting Canada to promise “dollar for dollar” retaliation. Here is what to know about the tariffs and why the negotiations fell apart. nyti.ms/4gAA8au
Everywhere we turn the collection of corrupt incompetents in the Trump admin is screwing up something new - Bessent the bond market, Lutnick trade relations, Hegseth the military, RFK Jr public health, Rollins Ag policy - one thing after another systematically wrecking America.
Trump: tariffs don’t raise prices MAGA: yeah! tariffs don’t raise prices, dumb libs Trump: I’m going to suspend tariffs on imported beef to lower prices MAGA: suspending tariffs will lower prices, dumb libs
I'm with this line of thinking. And I'll be dubious of any Democrat who allows any of this to remain because they have "bigger fish to fry."
The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.
Oh dear oh dear. The best bit of this is that the dollar is still falling, now alongside the rising bond yields. For the uninitiatied, the technical term for this is 'shitshow' www.ft.com/content/0c01...
US long-term bonds slide as Bessent intervention fails to soothe investors
Yield on 30-year Treasuries rises despite move to ‘at least double’ purchases of securities
ft.com
Trying to imagine how the press would hound Jill Biden if it was rumored she didn’t actually move into the White House and was living apart from Joe. But Melania inexplicably gets a pass and no one is supposed to notice Trump’s young blonde paramour.
We're reliving the worst eras of American history--Reconstruction, Red Scare, Vietnam crackdowns -- but all at once. U.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/u...
U.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown
The government conducted expansive surveillance, infiltrated group chats and obtained financial records of organizations never accused of crimes.
nytimes.com
Trump's leaving his Secretaries of State and Treasury to be possibly killed on a decoy plane but taking his blonde mistress of social media with him to safety says all you need to know about him and this administration.
OTOH, at least this time he didn't hide in the bunker.
The Secret Service unveils The Beast: Panic Room Edition.
If Trump thinks the story is bad now... imagine if Air Force One had been somehow destroyed with all souls aboard, and as the world was absorbing this, he then emerged unscathed from a C-32A
I gotta' tell you. EVERY. DAY. with GOP politicians and their sockpuppet right wing media whores, I'm like "Of all the people, *this person* is the WORST!" And then the next day it's someone else. Every. Single. Day. That said, Nancy Mace has won the most rounds of this game.
Nancy Mace claims on CNN that if El-Sayed is elected “our granddaughters will be wearing burkas to school” 😆
Look on the bright side Ma & Pa MAGA. You can't afford gas or groceries, but you'll fuckin' *LOVE* watching Trumpapalooza on that tv sitting on top of the broken tv.
NEWSNATION: Trump says people aren't angry at him. Does the president have to look inward a bit? RNC CHAIR JOE GRUTERS: No. The reason we're going to win in November is because the president is still super popular with our base. Our midterm convention is going to be a Trumpapalooza
Man, if you ever want to see a case of a mediocre mind and talent fail upward; look no further than Ross Douthat.
One Democrat says something mildly critical of Thanksgiving and the entire GOP insists all Democrats are laser-focused on ending the holiday. And then the GOP president commits a crime every hour and they insist it has absolutely nothing to do with them. How dare you even associate them with him?!
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how monumentally stupid Chuck’s post is - cancel Thanksgiving? JFC Republicans will say ANYTHING to get their cult base all worked up. 🙄
@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social This "Who are you with?" shit has to stop. "Who are you with?" "The United States of America, sir. Who are you with?" The first journalist to do this should get our nation's most prestigious journalism award.