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Even before I was an adult, I could never understand people wanting the latest gadget or clothing item when old stuff still works. I have been using the same tablet for 15 years. I have clothes from when I was in high school. I got my favorite pair of shoes from a thrift shop for $8.

Imo it's unironically wonderful to consider the bond we share with people removed from us by thousands of years & thousands of miles & who knows how many lifeway changes still joking about farts by using a word very similar to the one we still use today. It makes me feel very human, very connected

Bundist|Reconstruction 2|UltraDavid@ultradavid.bsky.social · yesterday

That's actually kinda true! The word "fart" is among the oldest words we have, going all the way back to English's oldest known ancestor, Proto-Indo-European, which is thought to have it as "perd", so it's changed very little in ~6000 years. Geoffrey Chaucer wrote it as "fart" 600+ years ago!

Never going to understand the social media phenomenon of seeing someone make a funny joke that goes off and then instead of just sharing it, taking and reposting it so YOU can get all the attention and approval for the joke that .. wasn't yours?? What is the function beyond number go up?

Someone near me sold a Sceptile pokedoll for $10 today so someone is having a VERY nice labour day, I hope they got it to keep! It’s nuts but I literally found a Blaziken pokedoll at a thrift store by me for 15 and now I’m like… is there a swampert out there???? Could lighting strike thrice??????

Using every shipping discount option available to me and shipping out a flat envelope with a few patches is still at minimum $8-$10 domestic with the discounts making it about $60 to mail out the last of my orders today which is about 1/4th of what I made from the sales I already put towards bills 💀

Guest: I don’t get it Harry Potter fan: It just says I lost my house slave so now we have to clean up after ourselves LOL Guest: You lost your what? HP fan: My house slave! Don’t worry he loved being a slave, all house slaves do haha really it’s so funny, you gotta read the books they’re great

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So I talked about deleting my old opossum sona from 2008ish because Zer flipped out over it (lmao) I unfortunately lost most my files from that time but I DID find Cletus my Gatorpossum I made in 2009 as a joke answer to making a new Opossum they couldn’t get mad at me over lmao

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