I will never not be writing footnotes.

It is simply unfortunate that I am the slowest and worst writer in the world. Very sad case.

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

semi related, why would I train my voice lower when Truman capote is right there

I love my stupid job.

An advert promoting an AI company at Bristol Airport has been pulled after backlash. The advert showed a female AI worker who will 'never ask for a raise'.

nobody tells you that hosting a conference will have you out here like Do I need to order one thousand water bottles that can't be right but it is

Shakespeare: hehe and the characters will be boygirl TWINS and they can do zany swaparooski hijinks!!! Webster: and they will be boygirl TWINS and the audience will know they were doing INCESTUOUS FUCKED UP stuff in the WOMB

Is it illegal to tell my students that when they use AI it makes me slower at returning their grades on account of how it makes me suicidal? is it illegal or is it just frowned upon

if i ever get phalloplasty I hope they announce it to the department listserv like a new baby

I know that one article going around is doing a clickbait fearmongering but also like. Hey it worked! Im scared!

Well, this seems like a pretty topical day to read this essential nonfiction cut from @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Fitness Tip: Did you know! Science has shown that if you are listening to Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge (2001) Soundtrack you can lift any amount of weight!

'normalize non transitioning trans people' buddy they're passing laws to ban transition. how much more normalized do you need it

they are trying to kill us every fucking day.

union person@junlper.beer · last yr.

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

Re-upping this for no particular reason.

Paisley Currah@paisleycurrah.com · 2y ago

In December, during oral arguments in Skrmetti, Justice Coney Barrett opined, "we don't have a history of de jure discrimination against transgender people." I was flabbergasted. So I chronicled some of the most egregious examples for @law360.bsky.social static1.squarespace.com/static/6160c... .

Reporter: Five fellow mayoral candidates came here within 90 minutes of you being arrested and called for your release. What does that say about the tenor of the mayor's race? Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo? Reporter: It was not. Lander: Imagine that!

Hell Gate *subscribe today!*@hellgatenyc.com · last yr.

In response to a Q from @maxrn.bsky.social, Lander said: "This is a critical time to have a mayor who will stand up to ICE and stand up to Donald Trump... I am very grateful to the other mayoral candidates who came out here to call for my release and I really hope New Yorkers will elect one of us."

I simply love to collaborate on all my little projects with Simone Chess and if that's not a reason to keep going in academia I literally don't know of any others.

I am so weary, so tired

Colby Gordon@badinfinity2.bsky.social · last yr.

tapping the sign

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Colby Gordon@badinfinity2.bsky.social · last yr.

the grads must do truly wild impressions of us

Self Harming by seeing 3 Twelfth Nights this summer

Just saw an ad for an AI to help with your fantasy sports rosters and like, WHAT IS THE POINT!!! why are they intent on automating the PLEASURE out of things???? I truly feel like I have outlived myself. I am so close to a Timon of Athens rejection of society I'm going full cave I swear

This Production of Twelfth Night Could Have Been A Vampire Movie.

I got bored of all my playlists and started just making my way through the entire discography of Snoop Dogg.

A genuinely surprising amount of academia involves sitting with an email and going "are you...being an asshole, or do we have incompatible types of autism?"

not to be dramatic but how does one, uhhhhhh, go on

They announced CUNY students had visas revoked like 17 hours ago and there are 900 new signal chats and zero useful or instructive or even acknowledging emails from administration