Moltz

@moltz.bsky.social

Inventor the first corn maze made entirely out of creamed corn. Early bedtime. Cries while watching nerd shows. Has eaten more than one bug, not always on purpose.

I often get new followers because I’m apparently part of some “tech starter pack” and I feel bad because I mostly tell dumb jokes and rail about politics so here’s a link to a cogent summary of what last night’s Democratic wins mean for the tech world. lexontech.org/democratic-ele…

What the shockingly large Democratic election sweep means for the tech world

AI money flopped, crypto’s “army” lost its marquee rematch, and data centers turned out to be a voting issue. Silicon Valley bought a lot of ads this year. Voters didn’t buy them. And Live Activities continue to impress.

lexontech.org

Yesterday, voters made it very clear that they want a new generation of Democratic fighters. We need a leader in the Senate who is capable of leading that fight. It’s time for Senate Democrats to choose new leadership.

(around an image of Senator Schumer) IT’S TIME FOR NEW LEADERSHIP IN THE SENATE.

NO SCHUMER CORONATION

Look. It’s going to happen. And while we all wish it had already happened, and while we all wish it would happen soon, and while we may even have a preferred method for it to happen… the only thing we can count on is that it will happen. And when that day comes, you’ll want to be ready.

IT FINALLY HAPPENED pins — MULE BOOKS

Look. It’s going to happen. And while we all wish it had already happened, and while we all wish it would happen soon, and while we may even have a preferred method for it to happen… the only thing ...

mulebooks.com

I feel sad for all of us fans of the characters and the man himself, but as someone who watches the TNG bloopers whenever I’m feeling down, I’m feeling for those who worked with him and knew him. They all got along so great and must be gutted.

Jonathan Frakes and Patrick Stewart as Riker and Picard smiling and holding hands on the bridge of the Enterprise.

If you’re invited to a Halloween party and the invite says “Costumes optional” that means you can go nude, right? Need an answer within the next hour.

We got not one but two copies of a super-glossy, bogus “magazine” that was just ad copy for local businesses in the mail, one addressed to “Occupant” and one to “Resident”. My wife and I both concurred that she was “Resident” and I was “Occupant”.

Love how after any power outage a bunch of devices will complain about having been “shut down improperly”. Asshole, you slept through the whole thing! I had to live it!

I can have some cookies because I haven’t had a treat all day other than the secret chocolates I keep in my office but no one knows about those so they don’t count.

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