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Lichen Fanatic
@lichenkilldeer.gunmetolymp.us
Lichen Fan, Lichen Researcher, Lichen Enjoyer, Lichen Fanatic. Daphne. She/fae Deeply devoted to my lord Aphrodite and the great lichen project, and my kin’s lord of Dionysus for the great Bacchanalia Plural?
I’ve been told I am no longer allowed to smoke, and now I must have a mime cigarette every time the interns piss me off. If anyone can sneak me a pack I would be greatful, this does not help.
Hey guys I’m not dead actually. Here’s @lichenkilldeer.gunmetolymp.us @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us & @artistictradgedy.bsky.social as animals. #gunmetalolympus #oc
There is a network of neural perception and thought processes that everyone else is tuned into, and I am simply excluded from it
Remember. If you get good enough at being an avoidant hermit, your loved ones won’t realize what’s happening when you decide to run away 👍
\\ random disclaimer for anyone who follows this account, especially after my most recent post kind of. Blew up? This is a roleplay account for a fan-character in the universe of Gunmetal Olympus. Daphne is not a real person but you can choose to live in a world where she is. It’s better than here
Butches who can lift 77 kilograms contact me. Femmes who can lift 77 kilograms do not hesitate to simply kick in my door.
We live in a feeble flicker amongst the twinkling stars around us and I fear my twinkling grows brighter every day- not a positive, notably, as larger solar flares indicate the death of a star.
I must bash my head into the desk the way a deer with toxoplasmosis does a rock
Every day. Minimum 8 hours a day. Technically I am only required 3 to keep my position but I come in minimum at 8 and average at 10.
ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS@futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · last mo.does anyone do their jobs in this city anymore
I must bash my head into the desk the way a deer with toxoplasmosis does a rock
Update: one of the children has recognized me from a livestream with my wife, and I think there will be new at work stalker photos of me being circulated after this. :|
"Average Elysian warrior has c-cups" statistic actually false. Average Elysian warrior flat as fuck. @desire.gunmetolymp.us , who breasts so boobily that they're technically weapons in and of themselves, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
It’s the season of touring groups coming through the lab, and me being expected to have any wisdom to share to prospective students. I hate my interns as is, why do you make me pretend I want more of them?
Introducing my new project with @ciricegray.itch.io, a #GunmetalOlympus AU: imagine, if you will, a sort of Perfect Blue set in GO. One part shitposting (streamer shenanigans, gacha games), one part psychological horror (pheromones mindbreak bad end). You can sort of read it as a standalone.
Introducing IN HER IMAGE, a work of Alternate Olympus
In Her Image is a story I’m writing with Cirice Gray, functioning as an “alternate universe” to the main Gunmetal Olympus books. It started off as a bit of an in-joke and quickly …
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Send them to pride. My girls. I also forget their height difference is Like That sometimes #gunmetalolympus
I do not desire to have my organs held like that ever again
Rose and sea salt or amber and lavender? Important question.
It’s a nutrient paste, 2 bottles of wine, and maybe a good back massage as payment kind of night
It’s a drinking straight from the bottle night.
deep breath in and sigh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUAUAAAAAAAAAAUAUUUUUAAAAUUGHHWWWGHHHHHH.
Boss is a god I don't get paid So I use office time To get this pussy laid
My younger sister has taken a fondness to the domain of lord hades which mildly perplexes and frightens me, but if my dear Eleni is happy then I will be happy for her.