Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins

@fishwithlasers.bsky.social

ACAB includes Mappy. Rob. Writes and writes about videogames. Ex remakes person, ex legend. Grumbles, watches tat films, does some box art doodling and stuff. Disabled, depressed, tired. Terfs and bigots shit off elsewhere. He/Him http://www.robf.me

The original sin of Sunless Sea is just… setting out in the first place. There are lucky captains and well-prepared captains but the prerequisite is a gross recklessness. An irredeemable hubris and disregard for the gift of life you might otherwise call pioneer spirit.

I love that no matter how smugly competent you get at Sunless Sea you still, every so often, allow yourself to be tempted too far out; find yourself feathering the ship-lamp to try and fend off both fuel-death and madness for that last minute it’ll take to reach port. All while cursing your own name

Sorry, continued discoursing before food and should know better but the whole “fans annoyed by someone selling their promo tat because ‘a fan could have had that’“ really has me questioning what some people value in the first place. I struggle to get past “it’s advertising tat, an advert”

I should probably keep posting this in case anyone's missed it, as it is at least one thing actively reducing stress levels atm. Obvs no obligation, people have been incredibly generous already but I would be letting Flo down if I didn't keep reposting it on her behalf www.gofundme.com/f/flo-and-rob

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I just can't imagine getting het up about someone flogging something that will other wise go in the bin or sit in an attic. "This is totally unacceptable!" - food shops are like triple what they used to cost a few years back, flog whatever you want if you can make cash off it.

I do feel like if you don't want journalists and influencers flogging the promo tat you send them that fans will obviously buy then don't send out promo tat that fans will obviously buy.

Games writers, now is the time to bait a bunch of people into playing a Dizzy game with an article saying “oh you’ve never heard of Dizzy? That says a lot more about you than the egg himself”

One neat thing about this is that the spec requirements mean it'll run on a (modern) toaster. The graphics card requirement is an almost 10 year old integrated chip. There are probably fridges out there with more horsepower.

Minimum system requirements for Dressmaker on Steam

Minimum:
OS: Windows 10 or later
Processor: Intel Core i5 or AMD Ryzen
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel UHD 630 or Better
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1 GB available space
Daniel Stegersaurus@stegersaurus.bsky.social · 3d ago

All the repeat-idea devs are chasing down sorting inventory or finding a needle in a haystack, yet the big indie release this week is a femme-coded cozy game that's (shocking!) an original idea

Saw something in a nostalgia-bait FB post about Gauntlet and this is an excuse to go off on my pet theory which is Gauntlet is a rare game that primarily and arguably ONLY works as a coin-eating arcade game:

Four player Gauntlet machine replica