Kobold Kisser

@ollilomilo.bsky.social

Olli They/she Kobold-cryptid 25 Bristol based, amateur artist, cocksmith, loves all sorts of things.

Kobold gets tickets to their favourite metal band with some freeing up last second. Kobold spends on Uber to gig and everything. Kobold spends half an hour dealing with a ticket that doesn't work at the gate. Kobold is denied entry. Kobold needs to get a refund from dice.

I love when fantasy series have a dude called something like Stephen the All-Seeing, Keeper of the Demon Sword, hero of the Volcano Age. But in some tiny village, he's known as Bees Steve, that weird guy who loves beekeeping. The more uppercase titles the legend has, the funnier the contrast is.

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

Caught some harrassment on camera! Anyone know this man? Number 45 bus into Cadbury Heath, Bristol, UK. He made racist comments about some migrants on the bus. When I confronted him, threatened me with violence. When I corrected him misgendering me, he called me a 'poof' and said he'd hit me again.