Jean Cabot

@prairiehamster.bsky.social

Canadian cartoonist, 40s, lives in the vast desolate prairies (if you listen to BBC) Hamsterbandit.com for writing Hamsterwheel.art for my comic HamsterBandit Industries, a diary of doing your best. It's about a hamster.

⚠ Emergency Alerts 𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 NERD ALERT. POINDEXTER WITH BRIDGE OF THICK GLASSES TAPED TOGETHER. SEEN LEAVING LIBRARY. STRUGGLING TO CARRY STACK OF BOOKS. ORTHOPEDIC FOOTWEAR SUSPECTED. APPAREL RESEMBLES ELDERLY MAN. APPROACH IF SPOTTED. CALL DORKWAD

if donkey kong threw barrels at me all day cause i tried to meet up with my girlfriend at a construction site, i wouldn't be having fun playing tennis, racing go karts etc with him. i'd be stone cold dead with my face and head split open and concaved from barrels🥫💥😵 mario isn't telling us everything