Girl, are you the gales of November? Because you make me want to go down in a way they'd write songs about.
LA Guettler
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Big ol Q Author of: Red Darkling Bonkpocalypse Vacation on Planet Glor The Bone Clock www.laguettler.com
Yes, this is also how BlueSky functions. Infinite fractal discourse.
I was 5 months and 5 days old when Superior took the Edmund Fitzgerald, and now as an adult I measure 5' 5" tall. Coincidence? Yes. Interesting? No.
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Whoever made this, I would like to both hug you and slap you 😆
If you see this, post your dragons! 🐲
f you see this, post your dragons! 🐲
It’s a good morning! Rest up. Take the W. Celebrate. But get ready. We’ve turned the tide, but now we need to shift from resistance to advancing
"Now is not the time for-" i'm gonna stop you right there, it's the time for EVERYTHING
Me: tries to post a hot voting selfie Bluesky: ha ha no
People in farmsville are walking in, looking at the sign pointing to VOTING, then asking where voting is.
November is Trans Awareness Month, so be aware of trans people by BUYING OUR FUCKING BOOKS.
On that note: Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day. Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links. Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Website update! Added a shop for digital downloads, including the FREE audio production of The Candy Man, as heard on WSPY radio. Check it out here: www.laguettler.com
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what do YOU think makes that Rancher so Jolly? the answer is of course gay sex
The Great Pumpkin is coming, the time is near. Collect beer and bones before it gets here. Blend these into a cocktail, just right. His hunger is monstrous on Halloween night.
Charlie Brown: Welcome Great Pumpkin
Alt: Charlie Brown: Welcome Great Pumpkin
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