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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES
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Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles official BlueSky account! Find us on Bandcamp: https://noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music And streaming in most of your favourite terrestrial music broadcasters!
GREETINGS AND SQUIDUTATIONS, AURAL COSMONAUTS! Today, 10.02.2026, or 2.10.2026, or *screeching noise* is Bandcamp Friday! Please go buy our albums, if you have not previously! noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music
Non Euclidean Mass Of Eyes And Tentacles
From OUTside space and time comes the joyous occasion of Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles! Aaggllanomm & Zolathrastok!!!
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What are you doing Saturday night? If your idea of a good time is staying home and watching two old dudes talk about art and music, we are streaming my sold-out event with Martin Atkins live from the Museum of Post Punk & Industrial Music in Chicago! Tix:
PPIM Virtual: Rob Sheridan in Conversation w/ Martin Atkins
Join us online for an intimate chat with Rob Sheridan
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Heads up any authors using Amazon KDP for print copies/author copies: they just fucked me. I put in a print run order Aug 31 to arrive this week in time for booked fall events. Without any explanation they suddenly changed arrival date to Oct 17, too late for 2 events. No option to add rush shipping
ICE-Gestapo killers shot and injured a DoorDash delivery driver in Texas whilst he was doing his job. I’ll say it again, they aren’t agents, they are terrorists.
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
BREAKING: G.G. ALLIN WILL NOT BE OPENING FOR ED SHEERAN #FreePalestine #EdSheeranIsACoward
WE HAVE BEE…DAMNIT *voice modulator on* We have been listening to Danzig’s first four or so albums, and we had forgotten how much we liked them. Many good songs to be found; Under Her Black Wings, Devil’s Plaything, Twist of Cain, Let It Be Captured/Cantspeak, and, of course, Mother.
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Elsewhere on Bluesky folks are noting that The Kids These Days aren't much into Douglas Adams. As someone who is much into Douglas Adams (and in fact wrote an intro to new edition of his works) allow me to remind folks that it's not actually surprising when The Kids aren't into decades-old stuff.
OR POLYARMERY, WHICH WE, BEING A NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES, HAVE IN ABUNDANCE #SpacePuns #JustLikeNormalPunsButWithSPACE
*voice modulator on* Even gazing at it from where we are, the lunar eclipse is lovely this evening 😍😍😍 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔
AURAL COSMONAUTS, YOUR DEATH GODS ARE HUNGRY, AND ARE REAPING THE BEST OF YOU. WHILE WE ARE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND ATTACHMENT TO LIFE, WE VERY MUCH UNDERSTAND LOSS. THE LOSS OF DOLLY PARTON AND THE LOSS OF TIM CURRY WILL REVERBERATE ACROSS THE COSMOS. WE SHARE IN YOUR PAIN AND IN YOUR GRIEF.
RIP to the other member of ZZ Top that was also in a fake version of The Zombies that did live touring of the USA in the 1960s. If I had a nickel for every time one of the members of ZZ Top that used to be a member of the fake Zombies passed away, I would have two nickels, etc. etc.
Longer version www.youtube.com/watch?v=sup1... bsky.app/profile/harf...
Where'd The Cheese Go? (Live)
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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Finding out Ween made a rejected Pizza Hut jingle has made this a great Saturday. Think of the world we’d live in if corporations weren’t fucking cowards.
SAD TIDINGS, INDEED HAVE A GRAND COSMIC VOYAGE, WILLIAM ORBIT
William Orbit, who worked with Madonna, Blur, and All Saints, passed away at his home on July 23. Many figures have paid tribute to the late pop producer, calling him “a trailblazer and a gentleman.” www.pastemagazine.com/music/willia...
Yes, YouTube’s audio codec is trash, but when I’m watching music videos I feel that the experience more akin to listening to over the air radio in your car in the 80s - We weren’t going for great audio, we were going for a vibe. I still am
Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! As you well know, we have released a new ultralong play album, named Motion. (1 of 4)
Motion Album Download - Google Drive
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I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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