Should Food Cost More?

Missed the old onion panel YouTube vids.

Aww

what are you laughing at?

He's really lichen it #deer 🦌

Random red panda

Clingy birds

I'm honestly kind of surprised they haven't tried something like this sooner

David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · 2d ago

what no

What doing a manual labour job the day after getting my covid and flu vaccines feels like. x.x

Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals https://theonion.com/conservative-worried-government-coming-to-take-his-hard-1851261770/

"what was your biggest impact on the Internet?" This little guy

Tom Schalk and Horror!! (Evil Voice Actor Guy)@tomschalk.bsky.social · 3d ago

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I told a joke once 💀

A Palestinian won the Nobel Prize last year

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 19h ago

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

Ugh, hadn't eaten anything yet. Get back to office after higher staff meeting and there's a giant thing of donuts on the orderly room desk

That's one radical racc

Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 20h ago

John Oliver once again sends me down a rabbit hole, and I'm frankly surprised the e621 number is so small

Experts Recommend Families Have Plan For Ditching Weakest Member In Case Of Disaster https://theonion.com/experts-recommend-families-have-plan-for-ditching-weake-1838489011/

Please, weary travel. Come into my caravansary! *It's just a dumpster*

It's time to spread rabies and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.

When you accuse me of international grand larceny this is who youre hurting.

Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10h ago

Some say raccoons steal, and should be feared and hated! I say we're victims of bad press, it's all exaggerated!

vivek's hairstyle kind of looks like dessert at the cheesecake factory

Getting home town pizza I haven't had in ages. Was spoiled on it growing up

Me bracing for the meetings tomorrow where I listen to the guy who can't copy/paste old work and not fix the dates on them tell us about attention to detail on stuff.

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/