Me watching the ketchup slices: "Is there a way to block a video on Bluesky?"

I really hate how much apps make tipping people a hidden feature. And when you do select it as an option, they're like "Oh wow how generous of you to consider! Might make the delivery people hustle more". Screw you, that's their wages. That is necessary for them to make ends meet.

The kind of post that makes me check if I'm on the Discover tab by accident

Me pasting nonsense into a shell:

We're trying to adopt a new cat and she's full of love and comfy immediately. Meet Cali!

I Have No Energy And I Must Work

Discord drama, now native to Bluesky

Bluesky@bsky.app · 2mo ago

What's up, chat! Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update. This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.

Post a 6/6 for the day

Teshin and Urianger should hang out, I bet they'd have a lot in common

Of all the risks associated with burnout, no one ever warned me it raises your chances of being possessed by an ancient evil bent on the total destruction of the realm If I show up to the next admin meeting in full body black, spiky robes and a glowing red crest on my face, please send me home

No has ever, or will ever hate people who want to give them money more than FF14

(Cloud and friends watching the meteor slowly descend on the planet) Vincent: "C'mon guys this whole meteor thing is just a distraction from the REAL issue"

@ctrlaltskeet.bsky.social I too plan to get to 40 and stop counting further

Absolutely devastating Discord move where I try to politely call someone out on their toxic bullshit and they do a react agreeing. Fuck. Now I'm on their team without my permission. Brutal.

"Hey Mike you say you're angry are you swingin' on folks in traffic or whatever?" "No, I just think someone saying something like "victims should do better, that'll make them not be victims"" is maybe nevermind I'm mad again

You will be visited by three spirits

Chris@calmicc.bsky.social · 8mo ago

You will be visited by three spirits

....God damn it

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10mo ago

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

LRT: a post about Red Hot flavored Goldfish being labeled for "Intolerance" is really funny to me. Also those sound delicious

It's always fun when you can look down the road in Discord and correctly identify drama forming over the horizon. Lets you mute the channel in advance

If you're friends with white people, you're always in the process of talking one of them off the ledge of "figuring out a good pork belly recipe"

Good morning

Sorry I've been away (personal, absolute nightmare stuff) but my deranged rich guy fantasy would to be fund the folks on @ctrlaltskeet.bsky.social personally and totally. Such beautiful work.

Is the proposed solution "already have money?" It's Already Have Money, isn't it

At the DMV today

Michael Prehn@michaelprehn.bsky.social · 3y ago

I'm going to travel back in time and gently convince the inventor of the speakerphone to do something else with their life

Yeah, you'd be alarmed to see the sheer amount of butter lol Also a lot of it involves planning & time. For example, pretty much everything is better brined. Meats, vegetables, even some starches. It's a way to season the inside of an ingredient not just the surface!

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)@ela-bambust.bsky.social · last yr.

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

America: world leader in many things, none of them good

Hey y'all, Jala-chan's Place returns with The Science of Grief featuring @dneyens.bsky.social ! We discuss what is going on in your brain and body when you grieve, and how understanding the processes of grief can help you better adapt to your new reality. Have a listen: www.jalachan.place/83

my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title

Drama! at the Discord