TODAY! IS! THE! DAY!* *The last day to submit to Die Laughing Magazine until subs open again in January 2027 Submission Guidelines here: dielaughingmag.com/a...
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Horror stories so funny they'll kill you. Online at dielaughingmag.com. EIC - @probablyharmless.bsky.social and @cassandradaucus.bsky.social. Issue 3 coming soon!
You have ONE MORE DAY to submit your HILARIFYING story to Die Laughing Magazine! Do it now! Spread the word! Submission guidelines: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Don't make us smack you! Submit your story to Die Laughing Magazine before subs close on July 15. Submission guidelines: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Funny horror is just better! If you agree, submit your story to Die Laughing Magazine before subs close on July 15. Submission guidelines are here: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Don't bother trying to change our minds. Instead, help us support our vision to be THE humorous horror magazine! Submit to Die Laughing Magazine before subs close on July 15. Submission Guidelines: dielaughingmag.com/a...
We couldn't pick, so we made a magazine that wants them both. Don't forget to submit your hilarifying story to Die Laughing Mag before subs close on July 15! We want to read what you are writing! Submission Guidelines: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Open the floodgates and let the humorous horror flow: Die Laughing has opened fiction submissions for issues 7 and 8, today through July 15! Make us laugh! Make us scream! At the same time! Aaaaaaahahahaha!!!! Details at this link. Good luck, hopeful clowns! dielaughingmag.com/a...
Remember that time when we tried to flee the horrors but found that they were... inescapable?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Some horrors can't be outrun. Will you heed the call? Read "Inescapable" by Randall Madden on our website for free today! dielaughingmag.com/2025/08/22/i...
Remember that time we put on the performance of the century?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Sick of the haters and the creeps? Had enough crap to last eons? The final free story from Issue 4 is this showstopper from @joellekillian.bsky.social "I'm Entering My Apocalyptic Era" - and with this much gore and glam, we think you'll be excited to join her! dielaughingmag.com/2025/08/29/i...
Remember that time you got that lovely thank you card?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 6mo agoOur first flash story of Issue 6 brings to you many tiny mouths singing your praises in a symphony of skittering gratitude. "The Brood Thanks You For Your Service" by Abigail Kemske is free to read today at dielaughingmag.com/2.... #horror #humor #dielaughing
Remember that time Chad was late to the party? Poor Chad.
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.And now, the moment for which we have waited: the final story of Issue 3 is free to read online! You have got to read "The One for Whom They Have Waited" by Courtney Dachelle Key, bro! We mean it! dielaughingmag.com/2025/06/02/t...
Remember that time we had a killer romance?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe penultimate story in Die Laughing Issue 6 is free to read today! "Love and Blood" by Lili Lang is a story about danger, professional animosity, and, perhaps, budding romance? (It is in the title, after all.) Read it on our website now! dielaughingmag.com/2...
Remember that time we had solar panels installed?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoWe were going to post this on Wednesday, but then we thought...what if we did it in the FUTURE from Wednesday? So if you're reading this, the time machine worked! Read today's story by @liamjhogan.bsky.social, but don't wait. The future is coming. dielaughingmag.com/2025/02/14/f...
Remember that time we went out driving and made a friend who was hard to impress? (We open for subs July 1-15! Come, drive by us!)
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.If you're feeling rushed today, why don't you slow down a bit and read the first free story from Issue 4 of Die Laughing Mag? No, slower than that. Slower. Slooooowwwwwwer..... Check out "You Always Drive Too Fast" by @sjtownend.bsky.social! dielaughingmag.com/2025/07/25/y...
Remember that time something weird was going on with Davy :-( (what else is weird? we're opening for subs, July 1-15!)
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 10mo agoThis story goes out to everyone who's ever had a sibling. Particularly if you've had a sibling who's made cryptic proclamations whilst levitating several feet overhead. Read "Davy Is Floating" by Glenn Dungan for free on our website today! #dielaughing dielaughingmag.com/2...
Remember that time we went on that awesome vacation? (We are opening for subs July 1-15!)
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 10mo agoSome vacation destinations just cry out "visit me!" This location just cries out. And cries out. And cries out. But you want to visit anyway, don't you? Look no further than this week's free flash by Mir Rainbird, now free to read on the Die Laughing website. #dielaughing dielaughingmag.com/2...
Remember that time Jerry decided to meat herself? (We open for subs, July 1-15!)
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoJerry has just had the best idea, but her friends think it's the wurst. Read all about it in the latest free story from Issue 2 - "Fest of Us" by Sharon Diane King. dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/29/f...
Remember that time we got a weird job offer and we didn't really want to take it but we really needed the money? (Remember too: we are opening for submissions July 1-15!)
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Now hiring! No sales experience necessary. Competitive pay. Completely safe, we promise. If you're looking for a job that doesn't suck, we have "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" New story by @sallysultzman.bsky.social now available on our website. dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...
Remember that time when we were questioning the necessity of human sacrifice?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoAs far as reasons to avoid joining cults, this story really takes the cake. Read "Join a Cult, They Said" by @alexandr-bond.bsky.social for free today! dielaughingmag.com/2025/02/05/j...
Remember that time when there was Something Under Your House?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Did you check the kitchen drawers? Under the bed? Are you absolutely sure? Prepare yourself for anything by reading "The Tunnel People" by @lilliekoi.bsky.social. You never know where they could be hiding. dielaughingmag.com/2025/08/08/t...
Fully agree! That's why the horror comedy mag I co-edit - @dielaughingmag.bsky.social - offers a funny form rejection as an option for submitting authors. (Submissions are opening July 1-15 if anyone seeing this is into that sort of thing.)
Remember that time Austin got Eldritch?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 9mo agoWith eight daughters of marrying age, what's a man to do when a wealthy abomination comes to call? Put the kettle on, naturally. Do horrors beyond our comprehension like scones? Read today's free story by Lena Ng to find out for yourself! #dielaughing #horror dielaughingmag.com/2...
Remember that time Die Laughing turned into a recipe blog for a hot second?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoIt's Tuesday once again! In our first flash release, @aardwyrm.bsky.social invites you to share a sweet childhood memory and even sweeter dessert. What could possibly go wrong? dielaughingmag.com/2024/11/12/a...
Remember that time we learned how to be ALPHA MALES? "Rawdogging Wellness" by Joelle Killian, published in Die Laughing Magazine Issue 6, February 2026. Read it now on our website! dielaughingmag.com/2... #horror #health #alphamale #humor #dielaughing
Remember that time we learned how to be ALPHA MALES?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 5mo agoDo you have what it takes to be an Alpha? A real man's man? To eat like the apex predator you are? It's good for you, we promise. Now get ready, everyone is watching. "Rawdogging Wellness" by Joelle Killian , the final story of Issue 6, is free to read today. dielaughingmag.com/2...
Remember that time a guy just wanted to take good care of his hamster?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoReasons to read "Nibbles" by Emily Gennis, FREE today in Die Laughing Issue 2: 1. Hamsters are cute! Look at those cheeks! And those TEETH! 2. It's Emily's first publication, and we would never have guessed! 3. Who knows what could happen if you DON'T read it??? dielaughingmag.com/2025/02/19/n...
Remember that time [BANG pow!! SpRoInGngngng THUMP crASH BLAM kaBOOSH ... BLAM]
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Today's the day! The first story in Die Laughing Issue 3 is free to read on our site! You want to read "The Rubber Hose Epidemic" by Benjamin Khoury. We're so excited we have little cartoon hearts floating around our heads! It's...probably nothing to worry about. dielaughingmag.com/2025/04/28/t...
Remember that time the cat was acting weird? No, really, weirder than usual.
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · last yr.Nothing can really prepare you for the realities of pet ownership. From fancy food to vet bills, new toys to demonic possession, anything is possible with a cat! Wait, what was that last one? Let @acbauer.bsky.social tell you all about it in "Cattus Mallus" - dielaughingmag.com/2025/08/15/c...
Remember that time we briefly became a self-help blog?
Die Laughing Magazine@dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 2y agoScrewball sez: "Do not miss this! Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers is free to read on the Die Laughing Magazine website!!!!" (Story by @santiagoeximeno.bsky.social - and it's a killer!) dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/22/s...
