Theodore Hill (he/him)
@probablyharmless.bsky.social
Writer of (mostly) horror. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social
I feel like we all know the fight is far from over, that we've all grown out of the idea that we ever really get to stop at all, and ALSO isn't nice to imagine fighting with the wind our sails, now
Once this new Congress is in session, it's going to be important for us to call their offices and tell them a more prosecutorial version of this. Yes, making more phone calls sucks, but if we rest on our laurels, so will they, and then all of this will be for nothing.
listen up democrats: we did not vote for you for y'all to find common ground and reach across the aisle. we voted for you to crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, to hear the lamentations of their women
I know it's not all going to be fixed overnight. But.
I WANT MY NEIGHBORS BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH
this came to me in a dream
HEY CIS PEOPLE: here is your reminder that things are Still Not Remotely Okay for trans people in the US, and a fair chunk of this blue wave has come out in favor of that. What we've won is a slim gddamn chance, and we need you to get a crowbar into it and pry it wider.
genuinely, first thing tomorrow, contact your relevant reps and tell em you want reversals on "age verification" legislation and strengthened protections for artistic expression
WE HAVE TO TELL OUR BLUE REPS ABOUT PORN. THE PORN YOU GUYS. WE MOBILIZE TOMORROW AT 0900
Republicans spent hundreds of millions on anti trans ads this cycle and they just got the worst loss in a generation. Anti trans politics do not win elections. After tonight, we can finally put this hatred and vitriol behind us.
I hope all you allies don't just forget about trans people after tonight. Democrats may have won, but transphobia is still alive and well. An uncomfortable amount of transphobic politicians and initiatives passed. We still need y'all to be loud and aggressive with your support!
We gotta bully the fuck out of these Democrats on behalf of trans kids and trans rights. It's literally our responsibility.
IS SPHERUS MAGNA A TERRITORY OF THE UNITED STATES AND ARE BIONICLES ALLOWED TO VOTE, the greatest thread in the history of the forum, locked after 716378 pages
I stand with the Bionicle Army and that is why I’m voting today.
Don’t vote because you like the politician personally. Vote because you hate what the other guy is doing.
Today's job
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I posted this yesterday as a bit but apparently this was the psychological equivalent of when you do something and you think you injured yourself then when it's over you're like "actually I feel okay! Wow, pretty amazing I didn't injure myself doing that lol" and then in the morning you can't walk.
I Got Super Emotionally Dysregulated At The New Nathan Fielder Documentary And All I Got Was This Stupid Blusky Post
Warning for scratching metal sounds but this video is incredible youtu.be/5O-vCJW1b8g?...
Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...
YouTube video by JerryRigEverything
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I talked this book up in the green room last night, so I'm talking it up here today. This is it, your horror collection of the year.
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I Got Super Emotionally Dysregulated At The New Nathan Fielder Documentary And All I Got Was This Stupid Blusky Post
Happy November 1st, everyone! This November, as has been my tradition for the last dozen November's, I will not be writing a novel.
Wore a queer horror shirt to the movies today and the person at concessions complimented it. I thanked him and then he told me how afraid he is of how things are going in this country, the backslide in rights and protections. He hopes everyone votes this Tuesday. So do I.
The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
I knew this was coming, and yet I am not ready
Ian McKellen's statement following the death of Patrick Stewart.
the person behind this account has an absolutely beautiful mind
Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, 📸 by @scottrovak
This is the final 15 hours for the second round of the FACE OF HALLOWEEN competition. All you need to do to help my campaign is vote for me. While you *can* pay for extra votes, taking one free vote and sharing my campaign is more then helpful. Let's fund VOIDCON 2027
I am still running to be the 2026 Face Of Halloween This is a contest run every year by Colossal Impact with a $13000 cash prize. I'm running my campaign to use that money for Voidcon. Help us fund it. faceofhalloween.org/2026/cieri
I posted this a few minutes after DMing him that I was dressed as Seymour Krelborn for Halloween (repeat of last year's costume, but it's been a very busy fall) and the SECOND I hit post I get the "pics pls" reply. Still got it. 😎
My boyfriend will occasionally (in passing) mention male celebrities he finds attractive. Once I joked I was insecure about this, because the men he mentioned were always so different from my whole vibe. After a brief pause, he says "you know who else I'm really into? Rick Moranis." Got 'im, boys!