DJ Jazzy Hamhat
@djjazzyhamhat.bsky.social
DEI-loving Canadian ally; pet versatile. RBC.YYZ.PYT.BFD.NBD.GTFO.HAM Warning: not an actual DJ.
This is the American Rick-Roll for this decade
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 7mo agoAmericans stranded in the Middle East say the State Department hotline Marco Rubio told them to call plays a recorded message warning: “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time.”
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Change one letter, ruin a candy. S&Ms
DJ Jazzy Hamhat@djjazzyhamhat.bsky.social · 12mo agoChange one letter, ruin a candy. Almond Job
Change one letter, ruin a candy. Almond Job
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 12mo agoChange one letter, ruin a candy. Sugar Rabies
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". youtu.be/E9HJCIVRDwo?...
CANTINA Local Commercial starring Tequila Bot
YouTube video by 469fitter
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen@aussiastronomer.bsky.social · last yr.If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)
a woman with red hair is wearing a showtime striped sweater
ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a showtime striped sweater
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Writer of “Rape Apologists Must Die!”@alexpagliuca.bsky.social · last yr.Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)
The new director’s employee badge photo. Could be anyone.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last yr.We don’t know what the real name of the Director of White House Personnel is, we don’t know what country he came from, he refuses to turn in background check forms, and nobody will ask the president or press secretary about it.
Sunny, you’re on mute <SKWAWK!>
Joanna Bagniewska@joannabagniewska.com · last yr.Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit. The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots. Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare. 🧪🦜 dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...
And how! I once ended up with two of them, and ended up regifting one at our office Secret Santa and got called out for it! Very embarrassing!!
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last yr.You know when someone gives you a free luxury plane and expects nothing in return? Everyone has gone through this.
The average American has three friends.
DJ Jazzy Hamhat@djjazzyhamhat.bsky.social · last yr.Zuck: The average American has three friends
Zuck: The average American has three friends
Malcolm 朝精 Barrett@malcolmbarrett.malco.io · last yr.Zuck: The average American has three friends