It’s my bonkaversary! 26 years ago I met my best friend at a “heaven and hell” arts fundraiser party. I glued chillies to my head and went as the devil and she, having spilled red wine on her white dress at pre drinks, went as “loss of virginity”. We say it’s a one night stand gone horribly wrong.

A threesome? In this economy?

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · yesterday

A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Donkey Hotay 💩@donkee.bsky.social · 21h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Dueling punk rockers choose Pistols at dawn.

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady@thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dueling urologists choose piss tools at dawn.

It’s not drinking alone when you’re a nihilist.

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady@thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 2d ago

It's not drinking alone when alcohol is an old, old friend you have known for many years.

Gluten morgen everyone! (I had toast for breakfast)

“Remember to breath”, reminds our yoga instructor. “Haven’t forgotten yet” responds an old lady in the back. I laugh so hard I forget to breathe.

There’s Nothing About Mary

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 3d ago

Very Little About Eve

The Weekend Aquatic

born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d ago

downplay a book or movie: The Exercisist

A Samurai

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · 3d ago

Downplay a book or movie: Longish Duration Mostly Sunny Conditions of the Relatively Unblemished Mind

Good, Bad AND Ugly? In this economy?

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 3d ago

TEN for everything? In this economy?

I’m learning the hard way that, a society, we are at the pre-anaesthetic stage of mental health.

Seven samurai? In this economy?

[Sic] Burns@sicburns2.bsky.social · 4d ago

NINE tonight? In this economy?

I had a joke about the truth, but you couldn’t handle it.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 5d ago

I had an affordable healthcare joke but no one got it.

I had a joke about hospitals, but it was DOA

born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5d ago

I had a joke about Lindsey Graham, but it won’t come out

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud. *got lost in my camera roll for waaaay too long and this was still the best I could come up with

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · last wk.

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud.

The League of Ordinary Gentlemen

Holly Ross@hollyross.bsky.social · 5d ago

Downplay a book or a movie:  The Mid-Gatsby

Back —-> to the physiotherapist

I had a black hole joke, but it sucked

Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 5d ago

I had a fart joke, but it stunk.

2001: A Space Rectum

FrostMantis@ogruddawg.bsky.social · 6d ago

20,000 Rectums Under the Sea

Murder, she typed

sweetie π@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5d ago

murder, she hopes

The Rectum Aquatic

Frenchy's Prospecting@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 6d ago

Casper the friendly rectum

Dancer in the Rectum

FrostMantis@ogruddawg.bsky.social · 6d ago

The Land Before Rectum

The Rectum Strikes Back

FrostMantis@ogruddawg.bsky.social · 6d ago

A Midsummer Night's Rectum

🎶Up there up there up there On the platform He is speaking to the people The people are responding With clappin’ and a cheerin’ But the meaning of the message Not revealed to those assembled They’re taken for a ride Taken in his stride🎶

Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 7d ago

🎶What you say about his company, Is what you say about society, Catch the mist, catch the myth' Catch the mystery, catch the drift🎶

Ruin a book by adding a word: Red Mars Bar

FrostMantis@ogruddawg.bsky.social · last wk.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Count Chocula of Monte Cristo

Downward dog

What’s your sign?

CrazyMyra@outonthemoors.bsky.social · last wk.

What's your sign?

Gluten intolerance be like: full of sound and fury, signifying muffin.