"I hear you bro, the Houthis suck big time, but we're out of ammo."

2pm? He doesn't want to be ratioed by Monday Night Football

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2h ago

President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET.

*Grabbing a Pepcid* "The edibles just hit"

For what I pay to live in southern California, you’d think they could keep the moon in focus

JULIUS CAESAR: [sneezing] eh-eh-eh-eh-et TUUUU

Ah yes the circle of life

big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now

Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic

hey babe, get outta my dreams and into this bear skin for the ritual

Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

Dem ads are like "can't pay rent? Can't afford food? Lost ur job? Buried by medical debt? While GOP ads will show a guy in his yard with a shotgun screaming about libs coming for his weed killer & an entire generation shakes their heads in solidarity screaming "YOU ARE NOT COMING FOR MY WEED KILLER"

Me (seeing Clark Kent wearing shades): Hey! That cool guy is Superman! Friend: What cool guy? Me (As Clark's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know

If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my phone to take.

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

Waffle House To Feature New Breakaway Folding Chairs Like They Use In Wrestling

Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt

Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?

Due To Economic Restraints, Five Guys To Let Go Of A Guy

Elon Musk Abandons Mars Program To Focus On Repopulating Earth

Why does the world's only rat free region have a rat patrol?

I'm on the Atlantic City/Ventnor NJ border A week ago I was in Los Angeles complaining about the heat #Nor'easter

Nor'easter taking a pause in Atlantic City before we get whacked in the am

Scientists have discovered a 3rd human brain, triggered in the shower to remember every regrettable thing you've ever said.

Social media is for projecting who we want to be, except for LinkedIn, which is for who we wish we weren't

I AM CONVERTING A HERD OF WILD HORSES TO CHRISTIANITY TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM FOR MANY OF US: A BRAND OF GELATIN THAT UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF SIN.

#Dateline starts our 35th season tonight with my story at 9pm eastern, 8 central. Thanks, everyone! www.thewrap.com/media-platfo...

'Dateline' at 35: How the True Crime Sensation Became an Always-On Franchise

At 35, NBC’s “Dateline” has grown beyond Friday nights with 2 billion podcast downloads and the most widely distributed single-IP FAST channel.

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ending my cover letter with “if you even care”

Bear Confused By Woman Dramatically Playing Dead

“And now with the traffic report, let’s go up to our eye in the sky, Robert Frost. How’s it lookin’, Bob?”