The NHS has just offered me £3,935 to be infected with coronavirus and put in quarantine for 11-13 days. I'll be honest, this is tempting!
Dan (Dogsbody) Benton
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Founder and Director of @dogsbody.com, Linux nerd, Ex-Roller Skater & Charity Event Organiser. Making a living out of taking things apart and putting them back together again.
That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage.
Disadvantage #783 of a "smart" home... When you get a power cut and the power comes back on, all the bulbs in the house come on at full brightness! This happened three times last night! between 4 and 5 am 😒
PHP 8.2 reaches End of Life on 31 December 2026 If your websites or applications are running PHP 8.2, now is the time to plan an upgrade. Staying on a supported version improves security, performance, & compatibility. Extended support can buy you time, but it shouldn't replace an upgrade plan.
I love AliExpress... > "81.5% chance to start delivery before Jul. 02" ... That is a very accurate percentage for a very vague promise!
I’m not prone to hyperbole, but perpetrators of this should receive the death penalty.
"Frasier" s07e23, comparison of what it looked like directed and originally broadcast, and how it currently looks on Paramount+ (re-framed for 16:9 using previously unused film negative). Gotta love how you can see the elevator doors (which are 'closed') which are plainly visible in the 16:9.
Devoting the rest of my life to finding and punishing the designer of these temperature controls
New threats don't change the basics...
AI may change the threats, but it hasn’t changed the basics. We are now seeing a significant increase in security vulnerabilities… likely accelerated by AI. But the advice is still the same as it was 20 years ago..... Patch often & keep your software up to date.
Nothing better than sitting in silence paying close attention to everything around you while your tinnitus sounds like an alarm going off
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Discourse realised that they had one site that had used a GIF of Rachel from Friends 246,173 times which made their backups 432 GB instead of 26 GB. They fixed it with hard links only to break hardlinks as ext4 has a limit of roughly 65,000 hardlinks per inode. blog.discourse.org/2026/04/how-...
How Jennifer Aniston and Friends Cost Us 377GB and Broke ext4 Hardlinks
One reaction GIF. Used constantly in posts, PMs, everywhere. Each use in a different security context creates a new copy. 246,173 copies of Rachel from Friends doing a happy dance.
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You may have seen the announcement about AWS's "S3 Files" service allowing you to "mount" An S3 bucket on a filesystem. I've been struggling to find some good data on how it actually compares to something like `s3fs-fuse` or `mountpoint-s3`. The short answer is the difference is HUGE (& expensive)
S3 Is Not a Filesystem (But Now There's One In Front of It)
I've been saying "S3 is not a filesystem" for over a decade. I've said it on stages, in newsletters, on podcasts, and directly to the faces of large
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My “I’m not in the Epstein Files” T-shirt is inviting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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Discussing Iran and the Strait of Hormuz on BBC Daily Politics. The Tories and Reform would have propelled the UK into offensive action and embroiled us in this ill-conceived and illegal war. Now the task is clear: de-escalation - and some serious British leadership.
Who DRM's an Invoice!? @vodafonegroup.bsky.social apparently! 🤣 This is the PDF VAT invoice that I just got from Vodafone... No Vodafone... bad Vodafone! 🤪
It seems someone actively tried to take over NTP (on IPv6) in the Philippines! A great write up by an amazing team that work tirelessly behind the scenes. community.ntppool.org/t/dns-config...
DNS configuration tampering on one of our GeoDNS servers
DNS configuration tampering on one of our GeoDNS servers We found that a volunteer who provided hosting for one of our GeoDNS servers used their access to manipulate DNS zone weights for the NTP Pool ...
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VICTORY! Government to open up the Land Registry - bringing to an end a thousand years of secrecy shrouding who owns England. I’ve been campaigning for this for ten years: the new Land Use Framework, published later today, makes it government policy. 1/ www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Government to lift paywall from large parts of the Land Registry
Exclusive: finding out who owns land will become simpler under plans to make the best use of green spaces and hit net zero targets
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Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.
An interesting little blog post from someone that tried blocking all HTTP1.1 traffic. Spoiler: it's all bots! sheep.horse/2026/3/block...
Blocking HTTP1.1 - Some Results
A couple of weeks ago I wrote that I was experimenting with blocking HTTP1.1 requests to my site. Here are some observations, in case anyone is thinking of following in...
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did you know that SSH has a little-known secret menu? i wrote a post about this on cohost a while back, but since that site shut down i'm posting it here too
I admit being really excited for 4k but the amount of content I happily watch in 1080p and don't even notice is shocking. It doesn't surprise me at all that 8k hasn't gone anywhere.
The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K #devopsish
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
This is where we can make an impact 👇 ❄️ snowflake.torproject.org
44% of the population of Denton and Gorton are ethnic minority, the majority of them born in the UK. Reform's candidate says those people aren't British and are liable for deportation. It's a bold electoral strategy: vote for me and I'll throw you into the sea. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform byelection candidate refuses to disown claim that people born in UK not necessarily British
Matthew Goodwin, who is standing in Gorton and Denton, said UK-born people from minority ethnic backgrounds were not always British
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I highly recommend the film "Dust Bunny". It's like Wes Anderson made Léon The Professional and cinematically it's beautiful too!