Now, why did I walk into this room?

gene rayburn@generayburn.com · 9h ago

I give up. My memory is not what it used to be.

“The MLB” 😆 “You said it, mon. No one fucks with the mlb”

I do miss the days when Bluesky was merely an echo chamber of open mic auditions and cat videos.

Where’s Geraldo unveiling the corpse of turtle today? Had my VCR set and everything…

Oh no. Oh hell no. 🤦‍♂️ welp…

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2d ago

Cat Power is antivax

Cash Considerations

Step 1 Enjoy a snack or a beverage

Dodger fans thinking all baseball markets can support $400mil payrolls is wild. Musta not ever traveled east of Riverside…

Gotta bounce back to the ‘Nard…

British actors that can easily speak in American accents…that’s not fair.

That’s a cool song. You should put it on Limewire

Deez Moines

Which day this week will the GOP reveal Turtle’s corpse? Place your bets here…

American cheese is neither

ICUs weren’t overrun during Covid? Really? That’s their new lie?

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · 4d ago

If I was this stupid and incompetent, I would be out of a job... just saying.

No, corporate healthcare app, I don’t want to talk to your AI assistant.

Sail on, Vincent Pastore. Ya done good. RIP

Fuck the Dodgers. AND their Palantir owner.

MySpace is making a comeback? What’s next, Napster?

Some guy wrote me today on IG to tell me that he would NOT be following me. LOL

tastes like chicken

let X=X

Downplay a book or movie: “Logan’s Runt”

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: "The Folk of the Nearby Tree"

I have yoga poses I’m supposed to practice. Might as well put the EMTs on speed dial.

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

Only got blocked once today. #miraclesorslacking

My apologies to apes. (Hands them the keys) here, you drive. You can’t do worse than us.