My skeets use many of the same letters as successful skeets

call me a kook but i think we should vote for people who want to make our lives demonstrably better

Some of you need to go outside and eat ass.

Before the internet we had to shout at books

bought several decorative soaps yesterday, and I feel like a new person

Asking the dermatologist to drain my liberal bubble

*trying to set your house on fire after you said you didn't want to go out with me* Me: Omg I'm SUCH a scorpio! Lmao Cop: just put your hands on your head and turn around

Monsanto greenamerica.org/gmos-industr...

What's Wrong with Modern Wheat

The vast majority of the wheat we consume today has been drastically altered. It is now genetically engineered or GMO wheat.

greenamerica.org

give a man a fish and he'll probably eat it i don't know what else he would do it's one fish bro let it go

Pixies and GnR both made this list of classic rock albums. collider.com/best-america...

10 Best American Classic Rock Albums of All Time

If you're after great American classic rock albums, it's worth listening to masterpieces like Doolittle, The Doors, and Appetite for Destruction.

collider.com

Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

I don’t run this account, it runs me

If you could read my mind I really wouldn’t.

If you're far from the sea, a phone-throwing pond will do in a pinch.

Bluesky is adult day care...act accordingly.

Good thing, I can find humor in everything and be easily entertained just sitting and watching absolute unhinged bullshit.

All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites

I love ending incredibly aggressive emails with "Yours in Christ."

Me: *posts about microwave* Internet stranger: "wow I cant believe you hate single mothers, disabled people, neurodivergant people, the elderly, the- "

Not a friend, not a bsky crush, but a secret shitposter thing.

Do you ever stop to pick up pretty rocks or has your transformation into a full-blown asshole complete?

"The closest distance between two points is always between your legs" -My cat Finn as he trips my ass up in the dark.

Tease. www.sciencealert.com/in-april-202...

In April 2029, a Massive Asteroid Will Just Miss Earth. Scientists Are Worried There Could Still Be Major Consequences

In April 2029, a rare visitor is going to swing through near-Earth space.

sciencealert.com

You have prevail’d.

Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh

i'm not positive or inspirational. i'm just a stack of pretty pictures in a trench coat.

Them: What’s wrong? Me: How did they do the Jamiroquai Video man? I still don’t get it .

did someone say sadder

Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · yesterday

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."