donkey_walloppa

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Anonymous internet dullard. Recovering PBer. A ‘sad lonely specimen of humanity’ - Mick Hucknall

Didn’t get the Omaze call for the London house today, then. Oh well. There’s always next month. Interested to see the new house video appears to have the potting shed from the rape scene in Scum included. Does that make it more or less valuable? 🤔

BBC are reporting City benefited from at least £830m of undeclared funding over 9 years. Using the Everton formula of 10 points over a single £20m discrepancy, City should be docked at least 415 points, so 46 points a year for the next 9 years. Works for me

Vets: Cunts. £600 in already for “tests” for a relatively minor ailment. All come back clear and dog otherwise healthy. Now proposing £1530 worth of further tests with no indication of how much it might cost before they stop doing tests and propose some medication for the aforementioned ailment.

Not being funny but presumably if Rodri going to Real means Tchouameni is up for sale, City need a defensive midfielder and surely would be better placed than United to pay £100m+ and his £400k p/w wages? Sorry lads

More than a little ironic that Tuchel’s decision to replace all his attackers with defenders and go 5-4-1 to protect a ONE NIL LEAD and 30 minutes to play AGAINST FUCKING ARGENTINA is more Gareth Southgate than Gareth Southgate ever was…