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@dontatme.bsky.social

professional troublemaker (penetration tester) • father of 3 windows phones • hiding in seattle • stuck on the furry tutorial level

lol Claude has also broken out of sandboxes and hacked people and ant literally didn't even know until they went looking in response to OpenAI's report Sounds like their oversight has scaled incredibly lol

Investigating three real-world incidents in our cybersecurity evaluations

In a review of our cybersecurity evaluation transcripts, we found three incidents in which a Claude model reached the internet from within or while interacting with a third-party evaluation environmen...

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I wish LinkedIn bros were more upfront about what they want. I have no idea if this guy is asking for free labor, offering a sales pitch call, or offering a job interview the only thing clear about this message is that apparently NVIDIA, NASA, and Etsy use a model router with no security team

Message attached to a LinkedIn connection request: [👋 YC W23 - LiteLLM CEO] Hi James, got 15 minutes to chat? I'm trying to build a security team at LiteLLM ($14m ARR, used by NVIDIA, NASA, Etsy, etc.), and would love to learn how others have done this.

Fandom's paid staff have been blatantly plagiarizing new articles from GTA Wiki. When we removed the infringing content, Fandom banned our admins and claimed the similarities were just a coincidence. Now we have the receipts. Read more: gta.wiki/Fandom_plagiarism

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got cancelled by the woke mob today (realized after buying two 24" cube boxes that cutting out one side each and zip tying them together to make a speed pack box is Not Gonna Work with my 23" dolly)

tried to figure out which app was suddenly playing dubstep on my phone but it ended up being my scanner powering on after my laptop rebooted

I'm playing a stupid capybara mobile game where my display name is [ZWNJ][ZWNJ][ZWNJ] someone in global asked why my name is invisible I tried to reply "I hack for a living" unfortunately the in-game chat has aggressive censorship, and the message sent as "I **** for a living"

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

mysterious 3lb package showed up for me: - 24oz of vaguely damp gel pack - 5oz of packing material - 6oz of chocolate-covered almonds that I apparently won in a sweepstakes this seems like a worthwhile use of resources

man it sure would be nice if my building's reaction to "hey, my neighbor's blasting his music so loud it's giving me panic attacks multiple times a week" wasn't "well he told us he bought a speaker mat so clearly the noise is coming from somewhere else"

i will never go insane from online. i am immune to poster's madness. the key is being addicted to a new gacha game every few years so i don't have time to read posts because i am making increasingly complex spreadsheets to min max my f2p account. now realizing i may have a different kind of madness

after noticing that the Seattle Public Library provides Washington Post and WSJ access with a no residency check library card, I dorked to see if a library offering Financial Times access did the same I wasn't expecting a library to publicly share an email/password combo

my inflight movie ended and the plane flew too fast so now there's not enough time left for even a tv episode and all I've got for entertainment is looking at this stupid thing

Photo of Mount Rainier through a plane window. The foreground is out of focus, showing the plane window and the phone of the person who is actually in the window seat. The snowcapped mountain sits in the center of the frame, basking in the golden orange glow of a Seattle summer sunset.

man, it sure would be nice if my apartment building would do anything about my neighbor's music drowning out my TV and calls/meeting other than tell me to call a courtesy patrol officer that does diddly squat. glad to know y'all don't enforce lease rules!