pretty progressive of a seafood joint to hand out condoms to customers!

damn, time to buy some new toothpaste

pretty progressive of a seafood joint to hand out condoms to customers!

Just like-a nona used to squeeze

rye.@dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 2d ago

damn, time to buy some new toothpaste

damn, time to buy some new toothpaste

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Credentials, Dan@dancredentials.bsky.social · last wk.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

will i be run out on a rail if i admit that i thought the odyssey was only ok?

men will literally go on an odyssey instead of going to therapy smh

rye.@dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · last wk.

men will literally go on an odyssey instead of asking for directions

men will literally go on an odyssey instead of asking for directions

rye.@dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · last wk.

just saw the odyssey. i think odysseus should have just asked for directions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

just saw the odyssey. i think odysseus should have just asked for directions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i always do ez foil, i always do.

Isn't Squatch Shatto a Star War character?

Jordan@slclunk.com · 2w ago

If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.

What are the foundational songs of minivan core

Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs.

The real feel outside is 109. Oppressive. I wanna go do stuff, take photos, whatever, but you just can't in weather like this.

i'm gooning* so hard right now *eating leftover crab rangoons in bed at 2:00 am and accidentally spilling the red rangoon dipping sauce on the bedsheets so it now looks like a crime scene

now there's a jimothy dog?? what CAN'T be jimothied?

blue state electeds need to understand that THIS IS WHAT CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE take them seriously and start taking your own control over armed agents of the state seriously.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w ago

Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville calls for the arrest of Zohran Mamdani: Put handcuffs on him. Send him to Gitmo.

Avengers: Gloomsday, and they're all dressed like The Cure's Robert Smith.

I keep that thing on me

can't stop watching this video

rye.@dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 3w ago

do you like the united states?

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Four kids in the late 50s go for a walk.

Steve Losewood@papafazuul.bsky.social · 2w ago

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Paul Reubens looks for his bike.

Had Taco Bell put my lettuce on the side so I can just jam it up my butthole and skip a few steps.

feeling rebellious. gonna fuck around and eat some lettuce

I tuned into the world cup and didn't see a single cup

Leandro Paredes with a red card after the final whistle

Oh FFS Argentina diving more than the US diving team

haha fuck you argentina

Honestly, though, FIFA not beating the Fix it for Argentina allegations.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

ref presses earbud, "I hear ya, sir, no Spain goal. We have a player stepped on the tippytoes!"

ref presses earbud, "I hear ya, sir, no Spain goal. We have a player stepped on the tippytoes!"