alex
@dorkmenudo.bsky.social
[they/them/siya] • 🇵🇭 burp man. lil robot. go birds. the world hasn't ended yet. 🦋
"i stand with trans people against institutions* that seek to harm and eradicate them" *unless that institution lets me do a lil crossword puzzle
de-brand your everyday vocabulary <3 stop sayin shit like "google it" when you can just say "look it up"!!
here's what to do if you have an annoying bird in your neighborhood -hear an unknown bird yappin -pull out merlin bird app to identify it -bird promptly shuts the fuck up follow me for more useless tips
new game changer episode is so fucking good oh my god i laughed so hard i fully wept
Anybody else just think "creature" is a great word?
I actually wanna go to Haunted House more than I wanna go to Aqua
hey maybe don't let your dog off-leash on a populated trail; your bud might be friendly but mine is not and i will throw his poop at you
being able to walk to places is so goddamn freeing fuck all the haters who told me i would need a car in order to be able to do things, turns out i just needed to move
When I say walkable communities are goated, I mean that I can walk three minutes to the farmers' market and pick up fresh goat milk.
trying very hard to not make "not living in north carolina anymore" my entire personality
dexerto didn't need to drag bb into this
I’m doing this the old-fashioned way by having children
i was worried about sebastian struggling to settle in to our new place but it turns out that even with his anxiety he is still the best dog on the block 😌
lil guy has had a rough couple of days acclimating to the move, but he was pretty happy and cozy when we brought out the bed he stole from cats
Our markets, which we used to show how superior we were to communist countries, are full of the lie that there is competition
This whole Taylor farms thing and all the food being infected with parasites. It's actually a very good example of why these conglomerants and monopolies shouldn't exist. You shouldn't be able to operate under one name and own 30 brands that do the exact same thing
All these Dem attacks on DSA and other left-leaning orgs are happening because socialism is getting more popular and it terrifies the rich. They know their power depends on people believing in their empty promises, and they’d rather attack us instead of fighting for anything good
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????