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“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag

When it comes to theme parks, I've always found it quite strange that so few of them revolve around the various life stages of popular stand-up comedians. Something for future scholars to ponder, I suppose

Just received a push notification from Facebook reminding me that 14 years ago I was cosplaying "God tier Dave Strider" at a local con. Brings a tear to my eye.