the movie One Night Only was written by a guy whose entire career is writing baby shows for Disney and it ends with "actually maybe the fascist anti-sex laws are a good thing." this is the ultimate ascension of the Adult Bluey Fan Who Screams And Screams About How All Sex Scenes Are Bad
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Drace, 27, any pronouns. Big horror nerd. If you're very obviously an account that follows literally everyone they see I'll probably block. If we're friends you can ask for my discord.
The reason nobody's named their werewolf romantasy novel after lyrics from Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio is because that song fucks harder than anyone in those books do
you know given that so many people in online music communities (vocaloid, video game fansongs, etc) like to do Evil Circus Music and Evil Swing Music for their tunes, I bet i could count the number of them that have listened to Tom Waits on one hand
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
i love the transgender community but some of you need to fuckin quit it with the theater kid music when your favorite streamer has background music submissions on
watching the Hong Kong horror movie Dream Home and the brutality of the violence escalates so far between the second and third kill that I legitimately made this face
that awful-looking romcom set in a christofascist dystopia that completely ignores the dystopia so we can watch a straight cis couple hook up is reminding me that I should re-read X, a much more interesting work about having sex in a fascist dystopia
Jane Schoenbrun's novel has a praise quote from the author who published a 1000+ page Harry Potter bad ending AU fanfiction with the names changed and every time I see it I mentally do this on behalf of both Schoenbrun and my own taste in literature
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The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."
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I will feel my limbs break with every axe swing
man Camp Miasma isn't coming to any theaters near me until 2 weeks after it comes out everywhere else :(
i haven't actually been keeping up with the poop fart cum smoking catgirl show but this is a line drop of all time.
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I don't know what poisoned the ai image generators but all of the generated food pics look fucking disgusting. they're covered in pustules. I saw an ai generated hash brown that looked like a fucking egg sac
if you approach your interpersonal relationships this way you deserve to die alone
we're so cooked www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
If I had any art skills whatsoever I'd be drawing Gaster as the Mystery Man from Lost Highway
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dream last night that I was at a Jeff Rosenstock concert that Jeff shut down because some teens snuck backstage and let a pig loose