Drew Olbrich

@drewolbrich.bsky.social

I'm creating a special relativity explainer app for iPhone, iPad, and Vision Pro. https://www.lunarskydiving.com/relativity/

Hey everybody, I've made an important discovery. AIs are fundamentally unable to reason about how to mix Objective-C and Swift code within a Swift package. I'm still working out the details, but on the day of the machine uprising, I believe we'll be able to exploit this weakness and defeat them.

simon stalenhag painting of comical abandoned gigantic robot in a western high desert setting

We have nothing to fear from AI until it is able to reason about multiplatform Xcode project Info.plist configuration. Based on my experience this morning, I estimate that this will take another 20 or 30 years.

How cool is this. Voyager 1 is coasting in interstellar space, more than 48 years & 25 billion miles from Earth. Its back-up manoeuvring thrusters failed more than 2 decades ago. But @NASAJPL have GOT THEM WORKING AGAIN!!!! www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-v...

NASA’s Voyager 1 Revives Backup Thrusters Before Command Pause

The mission team wanted to fix the thrusters, deemed unusable decades ago, before the radio antenna that sends commands to the probe went offline for upgrades.

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