“Heh, nice argument. However…” *shows you the spiral tattooed on his sole* 🦶🌀
Dr. Gnawbones
@drgnawbones.bsky.social
Orcish Boar Punk. Sometime Demon Coyote. Occasional Space Alien. He/Him. 39. NSFW and 18+ ONLY. Gay Hypno Microfiction. I write smut. Married & Monogamous. @chefgnawbones.bsky.social for cooking and video games 🏳️🌈😈
Took a pilgrimage to the holy land since I was in my old stomping grounds 🥓🍔🌶️🧀🍟
@fatfuckcryptid.bsky.social also drew me as a big drunkard gnoll a few years ago only thing i would change about this is making the spikes in my mohawk TALLER #kodiart
The headmaster has a track record to keep. He'll keep you in hypno detention for as long as it takes to brainwash you into a new, obedient student Sketch comm for @theoreoprince.bsky.social~ #hypno #hypnosis
This isn't fully true Being smothered by any of my partners, dads, handlers or what have you would actually rearrange my brain chemistry
What I need to fix my brain right now is either some deep hairy pits to sniff Or some fuckin dad type with a thick beer can of a dick to just nurse on like their pre and cum are my food for the day
What I need to fix my brain right now is either some deep hairy pits to sniff Or some fuckin dad type with a thick beer can of a dick to just nurse on like their pre and cum are my food for the day
Enemies to He Doesn't Know I'm Disguised As His New Therapist to Hypnomaster and Devoted Slave
Is your stoner roommate constantly leaving his dirty socks around the living room because he’s a lazy slob? Yes. Is his ulterior motive to gradually get his scents to rub off on you along with his traits? Also yes. He totally saw you sneak a sniff btw. All according to plan! 🧦♨️😤😵💫🌀🛋️📺
Me to the Dragon Boss: “I surrender my will to your scent, O Lord! Mark me as yours, may I spend my days between your toes and my nights wrapped in your foreskin and/or balls!” The jealous hater bitch kobold translator: “The Anjin wishes to respectfully convey his admiration.” 🐲🦶😤😵💫🌀
Water Mage You're in the splash zone ! 💧
Rock Mage You're in the impact zone ! 🪨
Your dad's favorite wrestler bully
Military recruiters and drill instructors are both S-tier hypno guys 🥵 “Sir, Yes Sir!!” 🫡🌀🪖
if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one
this has broken containment and i am very appreciative of all the shares and orders but if my comics or kickstarter got a fraction of this engagement it could literally change my life www.kickstarter.com/projects/joe...
SHITKICKERS #1 and #2 — Rude, Crude, Sci-Fi Action w/ 'Tude
It's Green Lantern meets Lethal Weapon with some Starship Troopers for garnish!
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if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one
Tweaking your roommate to enhance your compatibility. It's absolutely NOT GAY to turn your nerdy roomie into a horned out muscle boy. subscribestar.art/spacepupsilver
You're either with the ominously glowing golden serpent-themed circlet I'm wearing around my head, or you're against me. Ignore my spiraling eyes that's normal
Reached the point of the summer where our tiny apartment with three dudes starts smelling like a locker room 🦶🩲💪💨😤🤤
If I had Multiple Man powers I would just use them to be my own backup singers
Madrox Multiple Man and his duplicates
Alt: Madrox Multiple Man and his duplicates
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first Mitch McConnell, now Lindsey Graham; Donald Trump has an opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now
Trump and McConnell on the same day 🙏
Donna Parks And Rec
Alt: Donna Parks And Rec Double Shot
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thinking about using a vampire knight’s hunger to force them to break their oath of loyalty…