Textes from Sisyphus: UGH You are not goinge to BELIEVE what just happenid AGAYNE 🪨
Jay Gamble
@drjaydrno.bsky.social
Shit posting from the province of Notwithstanding Charter Rights. “Fuck your fascist pancakes!” Sometimes satire. No one here gets out alive. Proud neo-Luddite. #FuckAI
Think an independent Alberta could just ship most of its oil and gas directly to the US? Think again. Or in the case of separatist leaders: think once. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ANALYSIS | An independent Alberta's U.S. oil exports would mostly be piped through other provinces | CBC News
Canada and separated Alberta could reach pipeline shipment deals. But there are no guarantees in trade talks, experts say.
cbc.ca
Smithnwesson: “What’s important to me as the premierident of this here free Republic of the United Municipalities of Alberta is that white people get to use the n-word whenever they want. We don’t need no education or healthcare. We need hate! My base loves it.”
Holly Hoye 🇨🇦@hollyhoye.bsky.social · 24h ago“In a Tuesday social post on X, Smith said Alberta’s police service should be focused on addressing violent crimes, theft, illegal drugs and vandalism — not people’s free speech.” Yeah, and maybe your government should focus on delivering healthcare and education instead of pandering to loons.
“In a Tuesday social post on X, Smith said Alberta’s police service should be focused on addressing violent crimes, theft, illegal drugs and vandalism — not people’s free speech.” Yeah, and maybe your government should focus on delivering healthcare and education instead of pandering to loons.
Premier Danielle Smith criticizes Edmonton police for video on hate reporting
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says police should be focused on addressing violent crime not policing free speech.
edmontonjournal.com
I saw The Odyssey and enjoyed it a lot, more than I thought I would. I can’t be arsed to care or debate about it more than that other than to say I hope the right bursts a blood vessel in their impotent fury. Hey, wait a minute. Wasn’t there another long poem warning about the futility of rage?
Boy, these phishing emails are getting more and more sophisticated! I nearly replied to this one!
JFC, the blood gods will not be sated until the entire roster is on IR. FFS, even the coach is out with a concussion. The Niners need to dig into their history and figure out what necromancer has cursed them and make whatever sacrifices are required to end this curse. Unreal.
You too? At least five in business hours today
The number of spam calls and scam texts I receive is getting ridiculous. I despise David Parker, that thieving, ungodly little turd.
Alberta: “We will deal with addiction by forcefully incarcerating sufferers.” Also Alberta: “Gamble hard; gamble more! Here are 8 billion ads encouraging you to ruin your finances for government profit!!”
It really is a bit ridiculous how excitable I am about stationery. Many thanks, @colbecky.bsky.social!!! Fabriano: Italian paper makers since 1264.
Just watched the first episode of Strange New Worlds, also called “Jurassic Trek.”
The moral compass of the UCP is installed in the ceiling of a bathroom in the Legislative Building. They use it as a fan. I’m guessing Ol’ Sammy didn’t only gift them Skybox seats at a hockey game. Crooks, every last larcenous one of them.
Out volunteering at Bingo and get a text that kiddo won “Best Boxer” in his gym! Just stopping by to brag.
This is utterly abhorrent. @athabascau.bsky.social better get this resolved ASAP. Disgusting behaviour. aufa.ca/blog/2026/7/...
AU professor forced to choose between job and her child's legs — AUFA
Dr. Sabine Graf has been stripped of her faculty association membership and told she must abandon her family, relocate her child to Canada where his legs will be amputated, or lose her job.
aufa.ca
I signed "We, the undersigned, People of Canada, call upon the House of Commons in Parliament assembled to immediately impose a federal moratorium on the approval, construction, expansion, or operation of proposed hyperscale AI data centres in Alberta, including " www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Sign this Petition - Petitions
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@drjaydrno.bsky.social On this day in history: 1829 – In the United States, William Austin Burt patented the typographer, a precursor to the typewriter. For those who celebrate.
Over in the other place, separatists are revving up a "stop the steal" narrative by attacking Elections Alberta over its signature verification process and campaign finance oversight. The premier's wishful thinking about these folks fading away after a referendum loss is delusional. And dangerous.
Turnout will be crucial in this October's referendums. Because of the number of ballots and the UCP's reforms, we can anticipate waiting in line for hours longer than usual. Mail-in voting is one solution. + reddeeradvocate.com/2026/07/20/e...
Elections Alberta opens mail-in ballot requests for October referendum - Red Deer Advocate
Mail-in ballot requests open today, with packages scheduled to ship out Sept. 1
reddeeradvocate.com
To skip the line, decline to resign, and vote no to the nine, order your mail-in ballot today: specialballot.elections.ab.ca/(S(ok313kmry...
Special Ballot Request · Voter Registration Portal
voter registration election elector register
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