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i’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til you drop https://drjeb.bandcamp.com/
𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 @onthisdayinhistory 11 September // Look… I know what day it is, but I can’t just post about that every year
its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget
its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget
Today’s the first day of No Beat Kirktemper. I am taking the pledge not to masturbate for the rest of the month, in honor of Charlie who no longer can 🫡😭🦅
MATRIX FACT #219, September 4th 2026: The word "neo" comes from the Greek word "néos" which means "new, young, or recent." The Wachowskis decided to name their main character "Neo" as a wink to the audience because when the film came out in 1999, it was a new movie.
i had to go back and forth because at first i thought Seb's face changed in the last panel, but i guess it's just one of those optical illusions where an object looks different based on it's surrounding context
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 3w ago
Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood.
please don't put in the newspaper that doctors are "sounding the alarm" about my weight
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 4w agoDoctors are sounding the alarm over Donald Trump’s weight.
gonna start ordering the AI food and demanding my money back when it doesn't look horribly infected like the picture
mommy used to cover her face and disappear, I wonder why she stopped doing that?
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
people can be so myopic on here. the parasite that causes the diarrhea is never going to see what you’re posting, but your friends who love to be on the toilet might.
wheeellll wouldnt’ ya know it, ol lindsey got his head stuck’n a beehive a’gin and this time he lost. I tol that boy to stop tryn t’ lick the bees, I said as my pappy’d say, the stingin ain’t worth the honey, no sir. damn shame
a good film should hold up a mirror, but not to society, just to me, so I can look at myself
I know we all like to joke but I believe the original grogu did actually die (sucked into an escalator and turned to jelly) and Disney replaced him for this movie. if they can do it with air bud they can do it with grogu