Sweet Summer Sock 🎖️💎🧦
@drosgood.bsky.social
Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
I have never seen a Room Number placard placed *inside* the room.
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3w agofound it
📹| In a funny incident, two people tried to enter a movie theater screening [The Odyssey] without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse in a comedic reenactment of the famous story.
Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans
Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soyb...
Two Minnesota solar farms planted 66 native species under their panels. Five years of counting revealed a staggering result that nobody had written into the engineering plan.
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Man spent five hours filling his bucket with fish, until he woke up to find every single one gone. On May 20th, a man was fishing off a dock when he started having one of the best days he’d had in weeks. Dock camera showed his Dog was feeding a Dolphin 🐬
I live on the margin of three giant parks. It sounds like a war zone.
This is still only the second-most famous scaffold in Trump history.
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it).
Surprised Eel Historian, PhD@greenleejw.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. It’s pretty on-point. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it).
They’re going to keep up this “Weekend at Bernie’s” schtick until his rotting body parts start falling off.
Sanho Tree@sanho.bsky.social · 2mo agoTry poking him with a stick. Not to wake him — just for fun.
What are the six genders? Wrong answers only. Left, Right, Jump, Dodge, Block, and Punch.
Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 3mo agoUp, down, charm, strange, top and bottom.
Ngl — as this happens more and more, i’m constantly accused of being a robot who wears human skin, and I’m being told by some sites to either 1) use safari, 2) sign into google, or 3) download a captcha app (fuck off archive today), i am not changing my behavior. I am very slowly logging off forever
Post an image from a game you played as a teenager.
Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 3mo agoPost an image from a game you played as a teenager
@realfollowers.bsky.social How many gen-u-ine followers do I have?
Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.
Please clap for Schlapp.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush begging people to “Please clap.”
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoSCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
