Dr. Rosenpenis

@drrosenpenis.bsky.social

Celebrated Music Hoarder. Child Welfare pro. Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.

our faith is no weak, womanly faith; our faith is like a well-oiled muscleman in spandex, my fellow prayer warriors and I throb and flex for our savior, in whose blood we bathe Having established all this: Men, we need to be on guard. There are a lot of people out there into weird sex stuff.

I got laid off one summer when I was a kid and I wanted to collect unemployment so I tanked a bunch of job interviews on purpose. I started doing pushups in one guy's office and he got so freaked out he called security