the internet is full of people telling you and showing you whats wrong with our country without providing anything productive for you too do about it. helplessness is antithetical to progress. my answer? it doesn't matter, do something. log off and and try something and see what can come of it

Behold, the dodecahedradish

If one more person tells me I need to get a car because I won't be able to get around where I'm moving for school I'm going to make my bike my whole personality again. I've been car free for 3 years and the place I'm going actually had a transit system. I don't want one, I don't need one.

LED headlights must die

Fun date idea: go to the woods, strip to your underwear, stick needles in each other, inject HRT

48 divided by 3 is 16

my math classes lied to me. mike didn't have 30 watermelons he wants to share evenly with his friends, he had 48 white monsters

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social · 3w ago

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

boyfriend's new stim designed suspiciously

dramatically throwing myself onto the hood of the next car that stops and tries to wave me through a two way intersection while the cars behind them drive into oncoming traffic to get around

one month and 6 days

Thorton Rides Bikes@drthorton8.bsky.social · 2mo ago

how many days at my new job do you think it will take before they trust me with the aux

nothing suspicious about my shopping list today

weed store job wants 3 references, job working with children didn't even ask about a background check...

"why are you nervous?" *pulls massive chain out of the Mary Poppins sex bag*

You’re in his dms I have his strava link, we are not the same

hey why do your patch pants smell like old spice kracken guard 2 in 1 shampoo

been jumpscared by both pearl jam and the verve in an hour

real boyfriends put you on a deserted island with only Patrick Stump

my new goal in any work environment is to mantain plausible deniability about details of my personal life wherever i can by layering every hint with so many layers of sarcasm and misdirection that everything they think they know about me is equally believable and absurd at the same time

why do i have to download a mod for piercings and curly hair in the fallout 4 character creator

how many days at my new job do you think it will take before they trust me with the aux

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on their back on the ???? date?

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the ???? Date?

Phineas D.B.@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the sixth date?

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the sixth date?

New day, new job, still locking my bike up to the chain link fence around the dumpster because there's not a bike rack outside the building

How and why do I always end up wanting both half the amount and twice as much ice cream as I dished up

no one has ever suffered any negative health consequences from eating paint ever and so i will continue to open my paint bottles with my teeth

Coca-Cola has some audacity to judge me for being on prescription stimulants

ride a man a bike and he will eat for a day, teach a man to bike and he will be gay