@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social hope your 21st birthday was as delightful as you dreamed, thanks for bringing me along 🥰

“Sorry I keep reinventing sex for you”

I love being 21 and gay

Woah, older now

Big fan of people in the 90s saying things are “timeless” and then they’re very dated actually

Dont worry guys testosterone is only making me hotter

"why are you nervous?" *pulls massive chain out of the Mary Poppins sex bag*

I love when my dog wags his little lesbian tail

(Loud chains clattering) don’t worry about that, that was just my doing falling out

You’re in his dms I have his strava link, we are not the same

If I ever get skinny I’m not becoming a twink I’m becoming David Bowie

There are two genders: werewolf and vampire

real boyfriends put you on a deserted island with only Patrick Stump

Pisstosterone

They keep taking my blood, but I have plenty to give

“Thats the real reason you buy tomodachi life, you can beat the shit out of Andy worhal”

They should let me bite the hand that feeds me

The fascinating phenomenon of watching my brain go from "I need her to impale me with a weapon" gradually to "I need to hold her so gd tight" the closer the countdown gets. At this rate, I might not even need the tourniquet.

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on their back on the ???? date?

Movie night featuring Ethel and Ernest, All Quiet on the Western Front, and When the Wind Blows

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the ???? Date?

Phineas D.B.@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the sixth date?

no one has ever suffered any negative health consequences from eating paint ever and so i will continue to open my paint bottles with my teeth

chadpires and staceywolves

Naming myself Milwaukee, Mike for short

Zohran Mamdani? More like zohran Dom mommy

My autopsy results came back positive

If you go to the place where they kill you, you feel sick after, fascinating

My boyfriend can’t come to pride with me what’s even the point of being gay

Using Apple Music always really fun because they don’t tell you how many monthly listeners a band has so you’ll find a really experimental band, think it’s niche, and it’s not. Sometimes the opposite, I just learned Disaster Artist has 3k monthly listeners and not 30k