“I stand with my trans friends and family members. and so, by extension, if we’re not friends, you better watch your smart tranny mouth before I put the hurt on you.”

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

So that’s the thing to know, if you’re a tabloid that’s going to name-check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky discourse. I don’t stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and family members. ⏹️

I look forward to seeing you personally apologize to the trans woman whose account you got suspended with your hostile, mean-spirited “joking.” I hope you’ll be reaching out to Bluesky admins to have her reactivated. A small gesture that costs you nothing, let’s see if you’ll walk the walk.

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

So that’s the thing to know, if you’re a tabloid that’s going to name-check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky discourse. I don’t stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and family members. ⏹️

hungry for a tasting flight of a dozen different breads

Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"

blocked that “This avi just got blocked account,” put content warnings on your shit

this same guy, 200 years ago: “I must say, it is time we address the travesty that our working-class children are missing out on the income they would have otherwise earned, ever since we stopped letting them be crushed to death in industrial factories. Those pesky child labour laws!”

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d ago

There are working class and vulnerable kids who will never have the life they should have had because of school closures. Let’s address that too, shall we?

my brain is actively sublimating out through my earholes

if someone is bad enough at email, you should be allowed to go to their office, hide outside the front entryway, and ambush them with a baseball bat at 5pm

gm, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends, i love you

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

gm, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends, i love you

time to read some woke gay transgender poetry

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer.bsky.social · last wk.

today:

god this slapped so fuckin hard. trauma, shame, masculinity, arrogance, responsibility, regret. this movie really fired on all cylinders for me.

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer.bsky.social · last wk.

today:

today:

happy saturday don’t forget to show someone your boobs today

prescription strength spooning is this anything

sorry, but i am going to put YOU in the Crystals first, thus rendering anything you say from this point on irrelevant

TheCybersmith@thecybersmith.bsky.social · last mo.

Hey, @crimew.gay @deathco.re @jazzpomegranate.com Look at this thread and understand this is why we are going to send you all to the Crystals. You have betrayed our trust, we have no more mercy to show you.

seeking investors for my breakthrough Red Vines ice cream flavor

they/themsbian

You could all stand to be a little sluttier

don’t dox the muffin man

shout out to queer icons The Hex Girls, the source of countless Gender feelings in my youth (and to this day)

blayne the hag@ewhag.com · 2w ago

if you're mourning the end of the vampire lestat, i have some recs 🖤

yeah, i’m into TARIFFS Titties Ass Romance Intercourse Freakin Fondlin Suckin

City mayors attending the Police Fundraising Ball be like,

cedar longpenis@guypussy.bsky.social · 2w ago

wooing the pig is worth millions to me

miss piggy looking radiant as always……. fuck kermit

am i on the spectrum? oh!!!!! you mean the gender spectrum, no, i'm not ,

sorry, can’t talk rn, i’m too busy sending uwu emojis to a gay hottie

Lars von Trier’s Medea

edith@edithcharles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Chris Nolan has just made The Odyssey, but what other classical works should be made into films, and who should direct them? Greta Gerwig’s Antigone The Coen Brothers’ Metamorphoses Alfonso Cuarón’s Iliad

what are girls supposed to eat if there's no chips or salad

okay, world: get ready for French-Fry-Dipped-In-Milkshake flavored candy bar. i’m about to absolutely clown on the Hershey Corporation, Mr Beast, and all those other small-brained amateurs