That Giorgio picture is so good. I’ll just stand here topless with the ladies, yeah. But first I’ll comb my chest hair. #totp

Dear S Club: rainbows do not 'shine', nor do they appear 'over' you. That is not how rainbows work. Join me next week when I'll explain to Kim Carnes that 'Bette Davis Eyes' downplays a potentially serious thyroid condition #totp

Definitely got a bulk discount on hiring miming classical instrumentalists for this episode. #totp

It’s Snog, Marry, Avoid in ‘musician’ form. #SClub7 #totp

This. Fucking Around was surely a bigger hit. #totp

Paul@funusual.bsky.social · 17m ago

I can’t hear this without hearing the Shirehorses lyrics in my head. #totp

Kid 2000 #totp

Oh Chrissie, I wish you’d not debased yourself. #totp

If you’ve booked a cello for the night you may as well get two uses from it. #totp

Belle & Sebastian stealing one from The Rev Black Grape cutting room floor. #totp

Jon Bon Jovi another of rock music's men who are aging in to looking like your rough around the edges but kind hearted chain-smoking lesbian aunt. #totp

Jon Bon had clearly broken into Sia’s dressing room and stolen the top half of her lovely orange trouser suit. #totp

Sia? See-ya. More like. AMIRITE? #totp

Hello. I need the most smoked salmon jacket your have. No that's too smoked salmon... #TOTP

Is my telly lagging or does Billie not know the lyrics to this? #totp

Been ages since I heard this Billie Piper track. #totp

You look back and find it hard to believe Billie Piper had a number 1, but it actually was the best thing in the charts this week. Crossing a bar so low it had been buried with the dead. #totp

Is it just me or is Jane Middlemiss’ top a little lower for each segue, like she’s begging you not to turn this off. #totp

Now here to make Madasun sound like music, it’s Eggs and Co dancing to some ZX Spectrum computer game music. #totp

What this dross needs is a man shouting into a distortion microphone. Thank god he’s here. #madasun #totp

I’ve arrived home. Turned on #totp and WTF is a Madasun?

Done. The great thing about free will is that my caps lock is now extremely loud.

Anyway, now you students have gone home it’s time to enjoy three and a half minutes of Brian Blessed swearing. youtu.be/UOqQ-CWA14Y?...

Brian Blessed Swearing Compilation

YouTube video by Bonkersllama

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Bill Wilkinson@drwilkinsonsci.bsky.social · yesterday

TGT tomorrow wishes actor, explorer, eccentric national treasure and legendary ALL CAPS voice, Brian Blessed a Happy 90th Birthday. Most famous of course, for his performance as Brian Blessed. bit.ly/TutorGroupThink

This is absolutely damning. A must-read.

Dan Neidle@danneidle.bsky.social · yesterday

Kemi Badenoch wants to exempt the family home from inheritance tax. But that creates a perverse incentive for elderly people to *upsize* to save IHT. That could double the cost of the policy, and push £100bn+ from savings into housing. A 🧵 on bad tax cuts.

NEW: Kemi Badenoch’s flagship party conference policy document, The Right Way, overestimated the cost of net zero by nearly £500bn, seemingly after someone accidentally double-counted figures on a spreadsheet. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error

Exclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data

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TGT tomorrow wishes actor, explorer, eccentric national treasure and legendary ALL CAPS voice, Brian Blessed a Happy 90th Birthday. Most famous of course, for his performance as Brian Blessed. bit.ly/TutorGroupThink

I love the recount from an interviewer once "I interviewed Brian Blessed. After 17 minutes, I asked my first question."

Peppa Pig may be a crudely animated children’s tv show, but this joke is so good and I can’t imagine anyone delivering it better than Brian Blessed. youtu.be/yTyVlEfp404?...

Peppa Pig - Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard (39 episode / 3 season) [HD]

YouTube video by Rexy Kids

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Bill Wilkinson@drwilkinsonsci.bsky.social · yesterday

TGT tomorrow wishes actor, explorer, eccentric national treasure and legendary ALL CAPS voice, Brian Blessed a Happy 90th Birthday. Most famous of course, for his performance as Brian Blessed. bit.ly/TutorGroupThink

TGT tomorrow wishes actor, explorer, eccentric national treasure and legendary ALL CAPS voice, Brian Blessed a Happy 90th Birthday. Most famous of course, for his performance as Brian Blessed. bit.ly/TutorGroupThink

Please submit your small ideas for fixing Britain to the Small-Ideas.org website. It’s a new charitable initiative I’ve set up to try and make sure life’s potholes don’t get ignored. Working with two charities and a cross party panel to turn your ideas into policy then try and make it happen.

Words have no meaning. He may as well have put his underpants on his head and said “wibble”.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports