I like to think he's on strike and the sign is a clever-slogan-version of telling other dogs not to cross the picket line like "NO SCABS ALLOWED" but the dog version
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2y agobecome ungovernable
Most dangerous animal: Chester Cheetah. Responsible for killing the most animals: Ronald McDonald. Very hard to kill without military grade weaponry: Green Giant. Only one that has military grade weaponry: Colonel Sanders. Before you ask: The Burger King is actually a constitutional monarch.
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
Hot For Teacher 2: Electric Boogaloo
Mike Fragassi@refrag.bsky.social · 3w ago🚨 BURIED LEDE ALERT: The lifelike robot teacher being sold to a rural reservation-area school, will be built by a former Metaverse crypto company that now owns RealDoll™, but in a distinct subsidiary that they swear will have no overlap with the manufacturing of the sex dolls
Discord and Bluesky can't choose to just ignore the law, but to act like companies like Discord and Bluesky don't both have vastly more resources and political power than the average activist, and that they aren't also deeply entrenched in the capitalist systems that build these laws is naive.
look upon my works, ye mighty, because it is nice to feel appreciated once in a while
a story in 4 parts don't let these fucking losers bully you if you can help it. THEY need US.
Fucking just go ahead hell and the download car
Sean Aitchison@sean8urson.bsky.social · last mo.updated for the modern times
There's an argument to be made that the concept had value when the only way to actually get things done was through compromise with the other party. That hasn't been an option since at least Bush Jr., but somehow there are still elected Democrats that think it is. Or pretend to think it, at least.
beloved chungoose@cookingterm.bsky.social · last mo.the entire notion of "political capital" has really served as an excuse to do less and less and preserve the status quo like i remember when the 2009 bailout meant that dems needed to be less ambitious about health care and then health care meant the congressional session was basically spent. why??
It’s a great day to repost all the articles and photos of Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:
...but he didn't say Candlejack... What does that
Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · 2mo agoend your sentences with prepositions, who gives a fuck at
Lies of this level are fundamentally a form of disrespect to the general public. Journalists have a duty to respond in kind. Don't let them change the subject to whine about the press. Don't let them dodge the question. Show the world who these frauds really are: an embarrassment.
852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2mo ago
Very important thread recounting the horrors of a 90s childhood
merritt@merrittk.com · 2mo agoim sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked
Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.
What a coincidence, the Vatican won't answer my emails either!
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2mo agoWas Pope Leo specifically calling out Tolkien-loving tech bros Peter Thiel and Elon Musk when he quoted Gandalf in an encyclical about the dehumanizing effects of technocratic society? The Vatican won't answer my emails, but the billionaire's hopeless misreads certainly called for a correction:
