chaff
@earthlikeplanet.bsky.social
Greatest living chess player of all time and wise master of swords — https://chaff.neocities.org
Thought about this some more and decided absolutely not, obviously
chaff@earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 4d agoJust once I would like to cry over a chess game
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
One thing you gotta understand about me is there's something in my eye.
Scientists have calculated that the number of people who would need to be blown to smithereens in order to fix the world is, surprisingly, only about 13 or 14. Here are their names:
Chess dot com is such a messed up institution at this point for so many reasons, but this one caught me off guard. They now show you this guy being sad and disappointed in you after you've blundered a game. He can't even look you in the eyes.
this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
Ancient Roman Chicago Cubs getting milled at nine men's morris, scratching their heads
TRON (1982) has a line friends and I still reference — "all that is visible must grow beyond itself and extend into the realm of the invisible" — quoting the I Ching, some real gnostic shit, reality and what is knowable etc.. Computer makes you go woah about "real" life, but it is about real life.
I got some very exciting news, which is my FFS date got pushed up! But it also means that my money is not as in order as I hoped and I could really use help in affording the surgery and the recovery. If you can help me out, every little bit helps! Thank you so much! Mutual Aid keeps us all afloat!
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I got a date for facial feminization surgery In October, which is very exciting! But October is coming fast, and I didn't have nearly as much time to save for costs and recovery as I hoped. Even with ...
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On the return trip they swabbed my phone because someone said 9/11 onto it
chaff@earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 4w agoTSA guy checking my ID and the receipt for paying them to accept my ID: "Okay this is good until- literally 9/11"
i thought everyone knew this already, but for those who might not... when they say israel is an apartheid state, it's not hyperbole.
eliko thalia@museinrevolt.bsky.social · 2w agojust learned this today
The people who run this website remind me of when I would join some club at school and the older students running the group arrived early and were always engaged in a v self-satisfied conversation about ethics in Batman or something
The headsman's arm is racked with aches and pains, the blade dulled from 10,000 strikes, yet still the accursed one eludes capture
The Devil in Hell who sewes flat tags w'th scratchy edges in-to the waist of my pants, where gently rests the tender skin of the sensuous small of my back (to remind me I am but an animal, and a bug on me, cannot paw away)
Shout out to this thang I drank gallons from 2022–present, probably never again
For all your discursive needs, I have created @rhetoricalyesno.bsky.social
rhetoricalyesno.bsky.social@rhetoricalyesno.bsky.social · 3w agoDo birds shit in heaven?
I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!!
Alright ok can everyone stop quote-dunking this Paul guy before my nuts and brain go septic