Good morning, fellow Elizabeths. I'm going through every Elizabeth(or derivative there of), saying hi to five of them who seem cool, and then adding them to The Elistabeth, daily. If doing this through posts on my feed @ing people is a dumb way to do that then, well, I might be dumb.

So, a while back someone tried to insult me by saying "(mocking smiley face) go back to Tumblr." I recently watched a video about a maelstrom of a polycule hellscape in Portland and have since realized that I may in fact belong on Tumblr. Mourn my passing.

How I'm feeling this morning.

Emergency: Somebody help, I forgot how faces work. (Don't judge my drunken underdrawing.)

Concept work for a potential doll cat model I would like to make. I have like 6 half finished concept pieces waiting to be sweat over in Blender, and they seemed lonely, so J made them a cat.

It took me until I was almost a women grown to realize that as bad as the loud racism is, the quiet racism is the kind that erases people and culture. (Despite the fact that some of my teachers were desperately trying to get that fact across).

dapurplesharpie@sharpiepls.com · 8mo ago

disappointed but never surprised an absence of black women in these articles

A car wash, but instead of a car it's me and instead of sprayers and big spinny brushes it's a team of fashionable trans girlies making me look presentable

why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only: A coven requires at least three people. It seemed practical at the time.

🥀Zai, the elven goddess🥀@zaigrey.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only; I’m starting a religious following and will ascend to godhood from the powers I gain from the devotion of my lovers

If we can send a burger back to the kitchen because it's undercooked, I think we should consider sending people back to the ocean for the same reason.

Tfw you see someone's Bsky feed and think "Ah! They're just like me!" but don't know how to say that without making it ⚠WEIRD⚠

"So, what were you up to today, Crow?" "Oh, nothing much. Just drawing a sexy corset on a hat. Like you do."

Any list that has Woody Allen on it twice and isn't labelled "People who won Oscars for the movie Annie Hall in 1977" is a very worrisome list.

This just in, I make daily rat memes and decided I want to share them sans explanation.

Someone typo'd 'left extremist orgasm' instead of 'left extremist organization' and I immediately thought "Damn, BlueSky would love a left extremist orgasm, though."

Express your love. Do it. Now.

In creative fields, compliment your coworkers’ work when you like it. Many have never had a coworker compliment their work before. A compliment is a show of professional trust and if you never show it then you’re a real crap

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

"In this presentation I will explain how viewing art through the lens of Marxist philosophy can provide an understanding of how capitalism neuters art. If you'll look at figure A you'll see a drawing of Bart pissing on the Ford logo I made in the margins of a particularly boring history book."

[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it] (Is this cool chain mail? When did chain mail become fun? Why did no one tell me?)

⋆˙⟡ qiyra ✧˖⋆@qiyra.net · 10mo ago

[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it]

This just in: KITTENS

The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird

As far as I'm concerned, it's impossible for the Patriarchy to catch a stray, it's always right on target.

craving sea breakfast ate clams it hurt my tummy winds of Mt Fuji

I know it's been 27 years, but I still haven't gotten over the fact that one of writers of 'There's Something about Mary' definitely saw shampoo in their hand while showering and thought "Huh, you know what looks like?" And then told a room full of people who clapped and gave thumbs up.

The best April Fool's jokes lie on the extreme ends of the "Fish Head Pie - War of the Worlds" spectrum.

Well, looks like FF14 sucked me back in again. Everytime I pick it back up it feels like moving to a new town: Nobody knows me, I'm always lost, and random people keep asking me to join their FC. Just like real life.

We're so dirty on OPSEC, chat.

I posted this dumb meme remix I made and I think a stranger thinks I'm horny for dolls now. So that's my day.

You ever do an art and in the middle of it think "I feel like this would be worse if I finished it" so you just don't?

Baaaah, I'm all grumped up now. I just wish people could apologize for mistakes instead of doubling down online. I'm going to cloister myself away and make dolls all day.