why does every houston astro have the look of someone who just lost in divorce court
Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
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You have to like me because I am holding my cat and they'll get scared if they sense hostility
hmm, i've about had it with the bloor street "car lanes" experiment. literally no one uses these things. how can businesses expect to survive when there's no space for customers to linger?
They invented washing your ass and they had to make a whole TV show where gay guys tell you it's actually extremely straight to wash your ass
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 19h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
20 years ago every morning there was a thick smudge of smog around the horizon in Toronto harbour. you couldn't get lemongrass or chili paste or preserved lemons at the grocery store. School was a gauntlet of racist, homophobic, and transphobic violence. I'm a hot woman now. So much is better
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 19h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
I understand the principle that no prospect is really as good as any current big-league player but it seems, a bit weird, to be trading off the only exciting prospect in the organization for a starter while also trading away a good starter for nothing
Throughout history all hats looked like shit until we got the Soviet ushanka, then femme fatale big hats, and then the blue jays cap in quick succession. Then we broke the unions and the USSR and privatized everything and development stopped. That's the 20th century for you
the blue Jays city connect sucks. The skyline has nothing to do with living in the city. To embody Toronto the front should have a chart of average house prices over the past 20 years and the back should have photos of all the good restaurants that have been shut down by landlords
Callout post for The Mountain Goats: Doc Gooden looked bad against the blue jays twice in 1999 - June 22nd and October 1st. The first game was *after* playing in seattle; the second was the last series of the year. In future please say "looked bad 4 days from now against the blue jays."
Blue jays hire me to be a lefty relief arm instead of Brendan Little. I will be about as good and I will also look like I'm about to cry at all times but I could use the money
Baseball is always a game of luck which comes and goes. If any team is on a streak like the blue jays which seems to defy luck where every possible thing that could go against you does, remember: an unweighted die eventually falls fair, so this streak proves god is real and personally spiting me
get your advertising talk out of my life. Do not speak to me of "activations"
@robzacny.bsky.social you're right about donuts but I am also a harbinger so take that for what it's worth
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d agoand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
biden dementia: the fact of the matter is there was NOTHING wrong with aunt diane. i saw that film. the point is it could happen to anyone. i'm sorry trump dementia (wet mouth, whispery tone): the big buford. can they you believe they call it that? it's an arrogant burger.
They were also organized. Luigi was armed, successful, and so popular his lawyers are begging people to stop sending him underwear. Yet nothing changed. Arms without organization is the cart before the horse.
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof@evanbernick.bsky.social · 4d agoabolitionists were armed. The Panthers were armed. You do not need to flatten movement history to make a prudential point and then demonize anyone who criticizes you as a walmart arsonist
When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.
I've spent the better part of the last 12 years being told that Dark Souls II is this critically flawed, lesser game, only to see it be slowly redeemed. I was right when I reviewed it. I'm right now. For @aftermath.site: fuck the haters, Dark Souls II is (still) good. aftermath.site/dark-souls-i...
They Could Never Make Me Hate Dark Souls II
I have spent over a decade being told that Dark Souls II is bad. But history has vindicated the game, and I never let the haters win.
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Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 5d agoHater week isn't over. I got one more in the quiver.
this is most conceptually unpleasant sentence I've ever seen
Stereogum@stereogum.com · last wk.Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
It's cool that trans people are mad at tim hortons for doing a harry potter thing, everyone's mad at tim hortons for exploiting temporary foreign workers (either for labour rights reasons on the left, and on the right they just don't want someone from india handling their coffee,) and also it is bad
I didn't think it was possible to sum up a half-century and change of American foreign policy that succinctly, but here we are.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last wk.Heckler: Pedophile protector! Trump: He’s a communist!
i feel like shopify would have a worse reputation if tobi was interfering in US politics instead of canadian politics
Rachel Gilmore@rachelgilmore.bsky.social · last wk.Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
