Ed Stoddard

@edstoddardza.bsky.social

Nova Scotian transplanted to South Africa. Johannesburg-based journalist, keen on fly-fishing, wildlife, history, red wine and the Springboks. Human-wildlife conflict and its role in history is among my intellectual passions.

“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.” “You’ve seen the polls, and O Lord, are we screwed,” he added. “Please call me up to Heaven like you did to Lindsey Graham.” #Satire (Maybe?) www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...

Mike Johnson Begs God to Rapture Him Before Midterms

Witnesses in the US Capitol reportedly saw the Louisiana lawmaker on his knees in the House cloakroom, beseeching the Almighty to “put me out of my misery.”

borowitzreport.com