Entering a real-life warfare scenario “Astromech style“ (no guns, 6 grenades)
Unappetizing Photograph Of Meat In A Retail Environment
This is not an edited photo this is just what my waking life looks like anymore
Choosin Texas is basically Jolene but about an entire state instead of a person, and if you think that sounds stupid as hell well,
This is one of my greatest treasures. A guy came into Luna Video Games, the original location, so nearly two decades ago. He had a plastic trash bag that was full of wet, sandy porn DVDs that he wanted to sell. When I told him no he slid me this card and said “if you change your mind…”
now that you mention it, everyone I know who is into transformers seems pretty unhappy in general
Ahmed Raafat@theahmedraafat.bsky.social · 3d agoThe real Optimus Prime dying one month before the 1986 Transformers 40th anniversary re-release titled “apology tour” (to apologize for the trauma caused by the fictional death of Optimus Prime when the film came out) is some weird cosmic bullshit
Anyway, I genuinely think that Democrats are trying to purposely throw the Michigan senate race to try to establish a narrative for 2028 that only centrist/corporate Dems are electable. This isn't about Hasan Piker.
I thought “clanker” was a clever pun based on linguistic concept of “clanging” but it’s actually just from “Star Wars”
SpaceX rocket stickin outta my head like the horn in metal gear solid v
I love Goku as much as the next guy but perhaps it was a mistake to revere such a bad father and husband
Nikkei Asia (Official)@asia.nikkei.com · 6d agoSaudi Arabia, France agree on $7bn 'Dragon Ball Z' theme park project near Paris https://asia.nikkei.com/business/media-entertainment/saudi-arabia-france-agree-on-7bn-dragon-ball-z-theme-park-project-near-paris
Angeline Era’s ending/2nd act goes in directions I wouldn’t have guessed in a million years, if you played it for a lil and dropped off go back
irl I’m the exact same color as Richard Hanania and the colors that look best on me are forest green and yellow ochre, for reference
Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · last wk.Richard Hanania thinks he has the superior skin color. And that color is the same as the new hardwood floor a landlord puts in an apartment where the rent is about to go up by a thousand dollars
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Master of the house. Uhh let me be clear. I want dijon mustard and policeman beer - Obama Thenardier
Is there anyone doing an indie successor to Viewtiful Joe yet
This is “The Terrible Whiteness of Appalachian Nights” and its an Increpare joint
Effing Dreamy@effingdreamy.bsky.social · last yr.Does anyone remember that old online game where you were a woman in cabin in winter and there was a dick sucking mini game outta nowhere at the end/possibly swastikas? This sounds made up but it’s real I swear, I’m pretty sure the person who made it is semi famous even
a vital key element of spider-man stories that's often missed is thata pre-spidey peter/gwen/miles isn't a particularly good or heroic person. they're, in fact, sort of an embittered, insecure asshole, suffering immensely from their burdens, tempted to make it everyone else's problem.
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
Didn’t think this edible was doing much but also didn’t think much about sending these texts and also I can’t move?
Sometimes I’ll catch myself looking at a bug in my house or some dumb shit growing in my yard and think about how maybe it’d be better to not have pets, so I could poison my property with more impunity. This line of thinking generally ends with me appreciating my pets more