by a quick show of hands… how many of y’all have heeded Woke’s Decree this day?
Lloyd’s Soil
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up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.
Can’t stop thinking about this ad for off-brand Zyn instructing the reader to Forget Everything You Know
it's that plus a pretty large amount of "we cannot let these people into politics" - even where a muslim candidate tries to avoid the issue (mamdani) it's all israel all the time whenever one of us runs. you'd think they'd see it but i genuinely think a lot of them dont
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoIt's rarely ever said so outright but basically the thesis of the Stevens surrogates as of today is that Arab Americans cannot possibly have any legitimate grievances about someone who is openly and proudly supportive of a country that kills their families lol
A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
a lot of us have computer use related ailments now because we had a lot of exposure when we were young. they rolled it out and said it was not only safe but good
fetterman, but the stroke helped him: what outlet are you with? xinhua news agency? good, let me tell your viewers this, i love seeing the continued prosperity of your country's handcrafted porcelain industry. the finest in the world. i would be honored to visit jingdezhen. i love beautiful ceramics
none of that stuff is real. it’s pure fantasy!
Gwen F. Jaworski 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️|🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇳🇨🇹🇼@meatbag-hunter.bsky.social · 2w agoGimme your wildest Star Wars theory
It’s a good faith argument drawing from common knowledge. I learned it from the dominant ideology
Next version of the Odyssey I want to see: written, directed and starring Danny McBride
dont get sucked dry by ticks and mosquitoes!! keep your blood for yourself!!
literally impeach him just for this
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · 7d ago“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
*tuning my papasha's balalaika* *checking the kombucha under the sink* Ah a visitor, come in, come in for zakuski, let us have a taste of what God has sent
Sarah T Roberts, PhD@ubiquity75.xyz · 7d agoim going to vote for the Violent Insanity party. but then again maybe ill vote for the Unspeakable Perversion party.
Liberal. Policy guy. #TheresATaxForThat. Open-minded. Policy. Regulate the 0.01%. Subscribe to my substack: I do Policy. Minors DNI.
You should be able to vote against the government in general
hmm… id like more softness on my bottom… but how? - Inventor of Cushion
im walt da ba dee da ba da - whitman 65
don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · last wk.the young walt whitman
old days student: im going to study hard for my degree in RACISM! woke student: im creating my own major… about my own FEELINGS! dog student: woof! woof! aroooooooooo