this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents. my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast. i hope your families are well!

i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux did you even say thank you

wonder if i can post this here without getting banned

you could but isn't that a little heartless

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“Be brave” @janefonda.com

i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more

we need to talk about this bsky

colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity

there are only five genders

he was so real for this

ive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine read more on x dot com the everything app: x.com/eigenrobot/s...

i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram

i'd almost forgotten about this

there once was a fellow from prague in search of a ravishing pawg; however, tonight as none have swiped right he's stuck merely cranking his hog.

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

oh shit oh fuck hes on to us attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers

Dave Troy@davetroy.com · 2y ago

4/Now that Dorsey has bailed as a board member and principal funder, Bluesky’s DNA is basically TPOT people. Who is going to win in that scenario? I don’t know, but I’m not putting money on the users. The most recent funding came from Blockchain Capital LLC... www.theverge.com/2024/5/5/241...

im just glad ppl remember me

considering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space

i'm not the steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up.

currently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas

weekend idea: double feature

when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone

i am asking people to stop using the b-slur this is hurtful to all people whose parents were not married at the time of their birth, and to their families the preferred term is "natural child"

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

if your prone to scrupulosity i have something for you to ponder. little brain teaser for you here it is: byzantine generals problem but for communicating sexual consent figure it out